Attention Kadinsky: You have some competition, and she also knows how to make apfelstrudel.

Maybe Ari Gold was being responsible and realized he was too drunk/high to drive?

@langtry: I agree. But the commenter wasn't dumping on her/insulting her. That is all.

@langtry: I didn't notice any dumping. Wasn't she just making a statement about their resemblance?

@ineffable.me: And yet, on a woman, those looks are really quite adorable. I find her so cute.

I wish I had once banged Ryan Gosling.

@redheadedslut: Remember that hideous Stella McCartney grey old Granny dress from a few years ago? That looked like another Queen Elizabeth cast-off.

Is this the Ryan who she used to bone? Or was it Ryan Gosling? Either way, nice snag.

OK, seriously, I just went and looked at it again because I could scarcely believe it the first time I saw it. But seriously? What??? Is Kate shopping at Queen Elizabeth's garage sales now?

That is one ugly motherfucking dress, but that man sure cleans up nicely when he puts on a decent suit and degreases the hair. Johnny Depp, take notice.

"You love her, she loves you ... so get married!" Oh yeah. Because that's all that marriage needs.

This is one of your funniest headlines in a long time. I am having a shit day and it's the first thing that really made me laugh. Look at that guy!!!

Dude looks like a lady.

I loved that bestie but HamburgerHotdog's comment today had me laughing really hard:

@SarahMC: You oughta know.

What is that pungent fragrance that wafts throughout the Jezebel comments over the past few days? What is it? Ahhhhh yesssss .... it's Eau de Martyr! Or is it Eau de Victim? Or Eau de Persecution Complex?

@beastybeatsy: Yes. The ticket should be for "possessing a disappointingly girly voice for such a hot man."

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo...TRY IT!: I have seen the film — it's the latest Cusack movie, called "War, Inc." — and believe it or not, Hilary Duff is really quite good in it. I was shocked. The movie is so-so, but she's good.

@Political Party Girl: Bjork is nervous that BAngieB is going to make a move on Angelina Jolie before she has a run at her.

@Antagonista: You are 22. If you settle down with someone now, I will figure out who you are and where you live and fly there and give you a good talking to. DO NOT WORRY ABOUT IT while you are in your 20s, angel! Take it from an old lady! These are the best banging years of your life!!