@Kazyin: I love him, I just don't like his pants.

@not.a.clever.name: I should have known that an otter like you would be into pink. Does your little otter friend like pink too? Do you play pink games while frolicking in pink lakes and rivers?

@hortense: Bjork was admonished to stop fooling around in class.

He IS sort of cute! There is definite potential. New glasses, a bit of manscaping, a decent haircut, and he's hot.

It was disturbing that the "worstie" thought it was MORE disturbing that the girl didn't fight back than the fact that a handful of other girls beat the crap out of her in the first place.

I have SO had it with pink. Particularly grown women who love pink and have pink laptops and pink apartments and pink birthday parties and pink clothes for the little doggies and pink shoes and pink purses and pink fucking contraceptive sponges, probably, for God's sake.

I find it interesting that she's wearing only floor-length evening gowns throughout this pregnancy.

That survey took me all of five seconds. Was I rejected or something? Can the survey people see me through the screens of their computers??

@myrtlebeachbum: By far the hottest, except for the fact that she wouldn't give head. That turned a number of my hetero male friends off Charlotte and sent them back to Camp Samantha.

Wow. What a non-crap e-mail from a dude.

@myrtlebeachbum: You are really scraping now, huh? You've finally hit the wall. It happened to me hours ago.

Is it wrong, terribly wrong, that I kind of dig the little jockey pin? It's Seabiscuit!!

@phantom lady:

@misssgolightly: She could have foregone the diapers had only this wonderful product been around! And she could have ordered it in pink or purple, every peeing woman's favourite colours!

It seems to me that the mainstream media's knives are really out for McCain these days, which I love. First the Cunt Incident, now this. Spectacular!

Is he going to star in it as well? Because there are times when Tobey Maguire sort of looks like the guy who chicks would unenthusiastically settle for when the George Clooney types repeatedly turned them down.

Isn't the ridiculously droopy pants trend dead and gone now? No? Why the fuck not? Who has ever looked good looking like he's got a big dump in his drawers?

@mllej: Sometimes I wonder if Tyra has even had sex, and if she has, if she's ever had an orgasm. She seems soooo repressed to me.

@Dizastress: Hey! I love your avatar!

@stacyinbean: That guy really does have the skeeviest facial hair ever. It is horrifying. Just shave it, you ridiculous goof.