p.s. I see LaToya Jackson is spying on the happy couple.

Yes, just what we need — yet another attempt to pit us all against one another. Because there isn't enough of that anyway.

Grizzled, grey and HOT. I will forever love him for tackling the Christmas tree, since at least once every couple of years, I want to get violent with the Christmas tree in my living room.

He's too ugly to have gotten away with so much bad behaviour.

@Trixie from Toronto: My beloved male colleague, a lifelong wordsmith and dictionary/thesaurus junkie, wonders if the search engine thinks you're typing in "weaker sex" or something. He is astonished.

I actually didn't believe it til I went and did it myself. What the fuck?

@Scoregasm: Yeah, you know what? Her movie! If she wants to make it all about her own rape, who's to tell her not to?

I do know someone whose husband got laid off from a high-powered job and couldn't bang her for a year. I think the point is that men's careers are often tied to their feelings of sexual prowess and importance more than a woman's is. Because women, let's face it, are better able to compartmentalize and aren't as silly…

She makes me want to let my grey grow out. I love her so much, I am getting misty. She talks such good sense. Now if only I could believe it.

@weedie: What do you mean? Is that who I think it is?

@theloudcorral: Isn't that funny because I feel the opposite. There is just something I can't help but like about the girl. I like that she freed herself from that Sony bastard, had a little breakdown and fought her way back to the top. She's got moxie!

She is looking totally junkie again. She had started to put some weight on, and now it looks like she's lost it all again.

@Macloserboy (Who Is Finally On Facebook For You Bitches): I have already had the chat with my own teenaged girl. "Feel no pressure to get a Brazilian at any point in your life," I said. But I think the hairy poon is going the way of the hairy armpit, I really do. European girls used to laugh at North Americans for…

@Trixie from Toronto: Sad to SAY, not sad to day. I am NOT sad today!

The tail. OMG. I just ate.

@DorothyZbornak: Me too! I actually think she looks sort of cute as a blonde. And I loved her as a brunette.

@tscheese: I noticed that dog yesterday. It is freaking me the fuck out. Look at his eyes!!!

I can't imagine a worse hell than having my babies at the office. I mean I brought them in a couple of times on the way to a doctor's appointment or something, but to have them there all day? Would have been H-E-L-L.

Hey, Madonna. Airbrush much?

This is such bullshit, really. And I wouldn't go anywhere near either version of this douchey looking fellow.