This just infuriates me. How STUPID are these mothers?

@Macloserboy (Who Is Finally On Facebook For You Bitches): Two-hundred plus? I predict it makes it to 500.

It's so crazy that it's actually cute. Love when tomboys where girly stuff.

What IS the deal with Wintour and Federer? Are they actually boning? They can't be! Can they??

Is it not slightly weird that pretty much everyone Rob Lowe has hired to work in his home turned out to be a scam artist? My spidey sense is tingling.

Is it just me or is that Ashton Kutcher with a beard? Is he living a secret double life?

@funnyface: Got it. And I agree, the show would be boring if they were all like her. But she seems so nice and normal.

I have watched this show exactly once — when Whitney and Lauren were in Paris — and Whitney was the only person on it who seemed genuine, calm and well-adjusted to me. Am I wrong?

Who was clamouring for a Kathie Lee comeback? Anyone?

@nodoubt9203 (Chile con queso en una PANOCHA): For sure! I've called many guys cunts. Affectionately. As in: "You silly cunt."

Why does Ed Burns always look so goddamned miserable? Hey, Ed ... you're married to Christy Turlington! Cheer the fuck up!

Cunt = asshole to me. Have I called a man an asshole in the heat of a battle? Yes. Have I been called a cunt? Actually, no, because most men would fear on-the-spot castration, but honestly, if someone called me a cunt after I called him an asshole, it would be no biggie.

I want to rip that shirt off and lick him.

@NefariousNewt: Me too. That's why it was such a great show. By portraying Archie as a total ignorant buffoon, Norman Lear was showing how stupid and ridiculous prejudice and racism was. No one wanted to be thought of as an Archie Bunker. Except my mother, apparently.

@NefariousNewt: I agree. I wasn't suggesting there is any love here, I was making reference to the television show in which a very similar (fictional) compound, run by an evil old pervert, was also raided.

@NefariousNewt: You haven't met my mother. Archiella Bunker.

@SpicyTamale: I guess someone didn't get the memo! Over and over again, apparently. Sheeesh.

Did I miss Kirsten Dunst getting out of rehab? I thought she was kicking the booze, the coke and the meth in Utah? How did she get a night out to go on a date with MY Ryan Gosling?

Is that a bubble skirt? I have been told that's an over-40 fashion no-no. So I threw all mine out. Shame — because they're SO flattering.

This is so "Big Love" I can hardly believe it! Where's Roman?