@Meg: You're a sensitive cunt?

What is wrong with me that my love of the word "cunt" is so passionate that I sort of don't hate McCain so much now? I might even actually like him if he'd called her a "cunty cunt."

@Archetype: Kalifornia? Natural Born Killers? One of those, can't remember which.

You know what else is great about Paulina? She actually looks like she isn't doing the Botox. When they do close-ups on her, you can see the lines and they are beautiful. She looks amazing and age-appropriate and it doesn't seem like she's still trying to look 25. Unlike Tyra, for example. I'd love to see Tyra step…

@NefariousNewt: Yes. It's just a blog, people. It used to be a fun blog! But if what goes on in the commenting section of this blog in any way seriously affects you in real life — if it makes you depressed or angry, for example — than I would suggest the waters are running deeper than Jezebel and perhaps you might…

@GuyismyGuy: I was only talking about the people complaining and bitching about Hortense and how she was given her position — like it's anybody's business — not comments like yours, sorry if I didn't express myself well.

My God. The irony. The Jezebel editors post a reasonable and well-meaning item about wanting to bring some sanity to the comments, and yet it still turns into a whiny bitchfest by those who have utterly no sense of humour and are apparently dealing with personal issues that must run a lot deeper than their commenting…

5, 4, 3, 2, 1 .....

I associate her too closely with Debbie Downer and everytime I see her I think: "Oh no. She's going to say something right now that will depress me." And so I change the channel.

p.p.s. Hortense? I deeply apologize for hijacking a thread earlier today about that scary man-schnauzer who's judging us on the top right corner of Jezebel today. It won't happen again.

This is wonderful and long overdue. Thanks for doing it.

@treecut: Name him Vernon. Dogs need stupid human names.

@tudobem: I DID have a schnauzer! Got him for my 8th birthday and he died when I was 21. But that guy up there? He's a human/schnauzer hybrid. Look at his eyes! Look at the smirk!!! He's judging us!

@ihateyourescalade: He's there! And he's watching all of us!!!!!

Off topic, but is anyone else seeing that ad at the top right with the schnauzer? And is the schnauzer's oddly penetrating gaze freaking anyone else out? He sees inside me!!!

This is why I love our very own LipstickLibrarian so dearly.

@Hello 3rd grade: I just think to imply someone is racist for taking issue for a comment about childhood reading habits was a bit ... well ... off? Would off be the correct wording? You tell me.

@Sugarless is not that sweet: Do you mean passive-aggressive? Passive would suggest they were lounging around in a lawn chair while feebly insulting you. I know you must be aware of this, however, because your vocabulary skills must be amazing if you've been reading since you were two.

@jenny_dreadful: Of course I don't, but I will not be shamed for calling someone names who calls many dozens of people horrible names all week long. See last week's edition of Missdemeanors and what he said about Rumer Willis, and then get back to me.

I will not tolerate anyone telling me I cannot call that fatheaded fat fucking fat-faced fuck Perez Hilton fat.