@Macloserboy (Who Is Finally On Facebook For You Bitches): You know what it is? She's put some weight on, and she looks beautiful. Beautiful! Like she did in the early "Friends" years!

That is kind of fucked up. So wait, being a feminist means you don't feel? You can't be heartbroken?

I still support your decision to be a JA-free zone, but it is hard to ignore when the New York Times got so utterly snookered by her victimhood sob story. I have no sympathy for anyone who whores herself out for attention the way she does, outs an ex-boyfriend's mental health issues, later pleads for the same…

"Supernova" makes me hot. I love the song, love the lyric. I listened to it obsessively when I was falling in love with a very sexy man so I still have a real fondnesss for that song.

The Dina Lohan portrayal was brilliant. But you almost cringed when you watched it, wondering if Dina might sue. Even though she deserves all the comtempt thrown her way.

The sweetest thing about this was how Joy started squirming and smirking in delight when he said it. I do love Joy.

@Hooplehead: Speak for yourself! Give me a few cocktails and I'll show my tits to whomever asks, and I'm straight as an arrow.

Poor Joanie has always had unfortunate hair.

@smopenna: A la bibliotheque!

@ineffable.me: Neigh means yes?

@ineffable.me: Wasn't someone we know sexually assaulted by a unicorn and when she came to, she was neighing in frothy pink breaths?

And then there's this:

I actually like the shirt!!! Oh dear.

@rachelrob: I want David Letterman to be my boyfriend. Why can't I have him?

Has she consumed the blood of 100 virgins or something? The woman NEVER ages, and doesn't look like she's had a single thing done to her face.

@myrtlebeachbum: You're a star too! And I'm a star!! Wow!!!

@myrtlebeachbum: Come on! They've got 70 years of happiness ahead of them!!

@BAngieB: My love for you knows no bounds. And don't tell me to stop flirting.

@hamburgerhotdog: Bring it, sister! End the hand-holding and the Kumbaya-singing!

Jay Manuel hosts Canada's Next Top Model and he's great. Way more humane and constructive towards the girls than Tyra is, and has a way better eye, if you ask me, for potential models than she does. Tyra always seems to want to bring up a plus-sized girl just so that she can knock her down, and always seems to get…