TrixiefromToronto
Trixie from Toronto
TrixiefromToronto

@Lymed: That's the problem. It's actually funny if it's marketed to adults or even smart, savvy teens. Not so funny that they're trying to sell younger kids on it. But quite honestly, I sort of want to play it. I am going to make my bimbo get such huge implants that they will explode. I will call her Heidi.

I am going to go against the tide here and say that I could see a lot of older girls, in their early to mid-teens, who would play this ironically and for fun. The kinds of girls who hate Paris Hilton and her ilk, and loved watching her go to jail, and there are a lot of those girls. They are the silent majority. At

@SinisterRouge: @braak: What the fuck are you two talking about re: rat cuteness? Is this some inside joke I am not getting? My cat caught a rat last summer and it was the most hideous creature I'd ever seen, all buck-toothed and pointy-faced and horrifying. I had nightmares for weeks.

Joy really gives it to her every time! You can see the thinly disguised loathing. I love Joy deeply.

The mother seems more pissed off that the kid wasted food than she did about the fact the kid didn't eat it. Why is she busting her balls about taking the cereal and not eating it, instead of discussing with her the importance of eating? She's obviously intelligent and sees the pattern, yet at the same time she must

Adrian Grenier looks like one of the Geico cavemen now.

@missything: I think the point is — and why it's relevant that she was once a hooker — is that she's not above using her body and sex for money, or going after men with money. Her specialty as a hooker, apparently, was wealthy Saudi oil barons, because she liked the gifts/money they would shower her with.

Heather Mills actually WAS an escort at one point. The British media

@charlotte corday: Me too. I will friend you if only to find another Scrabulous freak! Leave your deets on my profile page, sweetness!

@girlleastlikelyto:I think you don't call them "dick-whipped" because when a woman allows herself to become a doormat, it's not often sexually motivated. A whipped man, as I define it, is definitely motivated sexually, grateful to be getting it and will do anything not to lose the steady boning.

@SarahMC:I am not meaning to pick a fight with you, but sorry, this is another ridiculous over-generalization: "Men resent it when other men take women's feelings into consideration and show them respect." What men? Who are these men, other than assholes who most of us would not associate with? Your boyfriend surely

@haguenite: No, they call them doormats — same thing, just a different word applied to each gender.

Even though I'm on it, Facebook, truly, is so fucking ridiculous in every way.

I have seen many, many whipped guys in my day — and even had a few by their balls because they liked sleeping with me so much, I am ashamed to say — but none of those guys listed above are whipped.

It's a man and it's kind of hot. I wish the hairless trend would die soon.

@SarahMC: That's almost always the pattern on that show — Dad isn't home/is uninvolved, Mom is a stay-at-home and a total wimp who's lost complete control. So kids are mad that Dad doesn't care, and take it out on the wimpy Mom, becoming ever more bratty and monstrous because they CAN, which pushes Dad even further

I cannot watch the show when the kids are like this because, I am ashamed to say, I actually want the parents to wallop the children. Even though the parents have very likely caused the problem to develop the way it has, still — I want to see a major fucking spanking. Evil little devil spawn.

"Guess what? Your dick did that."

p.s. Bjork did it. Bjork broke Gawker Media.