It's time for his mother to tell him to shave and to stay away from Ebola Hilton.

I thought you'd just started blocking all the non-star people.

Her sister remains the prettiest Simpson sister.

@Trashtastic IS the new Setouchi: Bjork will also help them escape China and will frolic naked with them in the hot geysers of her homeland.

Bjork always thought the Chinese horoscope was fucked! How can all people born in the same year have exactly the same personality?? Makes no fucking sense to Bjork!

@Trashtastic IS the new Setouchi: Bjork never liked chicken chow mein anyway.

I have lost 15 pounds or more since my marriage broke up. A lot less butter, no foie gras, no cookies and chocolates, not a ton of bread — all the stuff he loved and that I can easily live without.

Bjork is regretting all the egg rolls she's enjoyed over the course of her life.

@Political Party Girl: Bjork is secretly fucking one of her husband's brothers, the one with the big schlong.

Bjork thinks this whole letter was made up but even so, the woman was raped if it happened the way her husband says it did. But Bjork thought of another scenario, and would like to relay it at the risk of pissing everyone off: what if the the wife and one of the bros were in fact having an affair, thought the husband…

I blogged anonymously, under a fake name, about my misery and heartbreak but my ex knew about it and so did the skank he left me for. It pissed them off and so really, all it did was create a united front against me, the asshole who had the nerve to be hurt and mad at having my heart ripped out, so I wish I hadn't…

The rumour about her is bad, bad coke habit.

Psssssttt ... That's PETER Brady!

@funnyface: I don't give a shit about that. I just want a goddamned star!!!!

@RyanB: I am extremely bitter about these star people.

@DoNotStalk: Lucky for her. Because it's such a successful institution, and no woman is a real woman without it, of course. Sheeesssh.

@QueenCanada: No shit. Are they moving to Rimouski? No? Then the kid won't be speaking French.

@DuncanDesign: That's an insult to her mother, who is far prettier, even in her 60s.

@JRae: I know scientifically it is supposed to be untrue, but when I shaved the flaxen blond above the knee, in six months it was dark, long and coarse. That's why I had to start waxing.

As a close friend of mine once said, "show me a crazy ex-girlfriend, and I'll show you the asshole who pushed her there."