Bjork boned Braak.

Bjork has seen JLo's twins and says they look like Skeletor.

Bjork would, from now on, prefer to be known as P Bjorky.

Bjork thinks Sanjaya should have gone all the way.

Bjork knows whether Tony Soprano lived or died.

Bjork wants to kick the shit out of Rachael Ray.

Bjork took up with Mia Farrow after Frank Sinatra dumped her.

Bjork is advising Silda to bang a male stripper in Times Square.

Bjork thinks Ringo was the smartest Beatle.

Bjork has an old-man crush on Ed McMahon, but can she bone him?

Bjork asked her plastic surgeon to make her look like Barry Manilow.

Bjork thought Endora was the sexiest bitch on "Bewitched."

Bjork modelled her live stage show on Charles Nelson Reilly's "Match Game" appearances.

Bjork thought McKenzie Phillips was prettier than Valerie Bertinelli.

Bjork thinks Mischa Barton has nice legs.

Bjork once fucked Don Rickles because she liked it while he insulted her mid-thrust.

Bjork has a serious nipple hair problem.

Bjork prefers poached eggs to fried.

Bjork is a whale-hunter.

Bjork killed Pinochet.