Bjork has this to say to all you bitches: Farðu til fjandanns!

Bjork likes to spank housewife ass.

Bjork secretly hates music and wishes she'd pursued her first passion — accounting.

Bjork would like to know who she has to fuck to get a drink around here?

Bjork's ladyflower smells like pickled herring.

Bjork has frequently used reindeer antlers to masturbate herself, traumatizing the poor reindeers.

Bjork's hún á stutt eftir!!!

Bjork ettu skít og þegiðu!!! Can you fucking believe that??

Bjork sexually harassed Aretha Franklin by grabbing one of her massive hooters and shouting lasciviously: "Draumar mínir urðu að veruleika!!!!"

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: (Can't be. Bjork has a sense of humour, and uses it to steal people's husbands)

Bjork is carrying Nicole Kidman's surrogate baby.

Bjork is an asshole.

Bjork is hiding Bin Laden in her backyard hot geyser.

Bjork kicked my cat.

@Tippi from Toronto: ... in East Timor, two years after stealing the 2000 presidential election in the U.S.!!!

Bjork stole the 2002 election.

Bjork made Eliot Spitzer wear a condom.

Bjork masturbated at my hairdresser's.

Bjork is hiding the weapons of mass destruction in her basement.

Bjork shot J.R., and assassinated JFK.