@BAngieB: Bjork ran off with the pot of wax I was saving for Lourdes.

@sarita: I didn't have any hair but fine blonde hair on my upper thighs til I turned 40. And then, holy shit! I had to start waxing and indeed it's true, if you wax often enough, eventually the hair throws up the white flag and says: "OK, you win. We're not coming back."

@lisas: He is my favourite gay, and the funniest thing in Harold and Kumar.

@nadarine: Bjork blew my boss and swiped my job.

@LipstickLibrarian: Bjork spit into the Icelandic stew she was preparing me.

@nadarine: Bjork molested by pre-teen son.

@lisas: I will never forgive him for outing Doogie Howser. Never!!!!

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: Bjork stole my husband.

@filleunique: Oh please. He is the most vile of the bunch. If he's suddenly pretending to be charitable, it's for PR purposes. The guy is an amoral thief, and when he stops drawing cum marks dribbling out of people's mouths and outing stars who don't want to be outed, then complain about his inclusion here. Sheesh.

@rsr26: I haven't seen a single thing emerge about the state of their marriage over the past 21 years. A lot of stuff might have gone down. Perhaps he stuck with her during some kind of shitstorm. You don't know, I don't know, no one knows.

@rsr26: I stayed with a cheater, and never thought I would. I had all sorts of valid reasons to do so, notably the wellbeing of the children, who had been through a ton of tumult and turmoil in their lives years earlier and I didn't want them to face it again. I also loved him and didn't blame him entirely for the…

@MsDirector: So many great moments, great lines!!

@NefariousNewt: That is one of my favourite movies of all time. You must check it out; it's brilliant. I always quote Cusack lines from the film, particularly: "If I show up on your doorstep, chances are you did something to bring me there" as he justifies why he's a hitman. And Minnie, breaking up with him: "You…

@crazybitch: BI: I am thinking Kirsten Dunst. She's got a think for stray animals — remember she and Jake getting those two stray dogs from Morocco? Yes, I remember these things. Which is extremely scary.

I have long had a thing for Minnie Driver; crush went into overdrive in Grosse Pointe Blank. She is smart and funny and soooo good in The Riches. It took me a long, long time to forgive Matt Damon for dumping her on Oprah.

@BowlingForDollars: Why don't you order the fucking dyke a Lindsay Lohan sex doll instead? I'm sure the two of you can have some fun Lilo daisy chains, just like the scene in that lesbian porno ..... errrrrrr .... never mind! Perverts!

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: How many times do you need to be told that we are mostly vegans on this site?? And so, except for bacon, any talk of meat products grosses us right out! So keep your sausage remarks to yourself!!

@stacyinbean eats unicorns for breakfast.: Housewives! I have utterly no respect for them! I don't care if their husbands pay prostitutes for bare-back assfucking. Any boring housewife deserves it!!

@stacyinbean eats unicorns for breakfast.: I am NOT a bonerkiller!

@myrtlebeachbum: Aren't you superior! Are you trying to make me feel bad for being a lonely single woman! Eh?? Rubbing it in, are you? So help me God, you will pay for that remark. I am sending an e-mail to the editors and telling them that you hate on lonely single stoner women!! Hater!!!