@stacyinbean eats unicorns for breakfast.: That blank post you just made? It's the ONLY INTELLIGENT THING you've ever had to say on Jezebel, you brain-dead troll!

@Style Queen [Bee] guzzlin' on Andre bitchez!: You and your double posts again. CLEAN YOUR GODDAMNED CACHE, newbie troll!!!

@mllej: You ignorant American slut. Calgary is a lovely city in Alberta where a lot of rich conservatives live — you should like it there, you Yankee warmonger.

@ineffable.me l0v3s unicorns!1!!1!: You WOULD say that! Because you're clearly a drug addict!! Save Frances Bean!!

@TeeEmEff needs some %$#@ Jeznotes...: You say that like you have some kind of problem with stoners.

@a.clever.otter: How dare you bring up Seal? A man who looked very much like Seal once broke my heart. He fucked me on a mountaintop in Greece while drunk and then the next day, when he ran into me at the fishmonger's, pretended he didn't know who I was even though, like, I'd had his cock in my mouth just 12 hours…

@BAngieB likes clits. I mean, cliques.: I AM not a fan of Celine Dion's! How dare you, pica-lover??!

@mllej: Oh I don't know, Douchey McDoucherton, it's only where they held the 1988 Winter Olympics!!!!!

@BAngieB: And eating dirt! Don't forget the dirt-eating! You know you do it! That's why you love Lindsay Lohan so much! Because just like you always do, it sometimes looks like she has a dirty face due to all the bronzer!! But you, you Southern bitch, that makes you feel RIGHT AT HOME, doesn't it? You like to imagine…

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: Pussycat Dolls??!@???!???!??

@a.clever.otter: Oh yeah, like you fucking Yankee boneheads know the difference between Toronto, Calgary and Vancouver. You know one of your countrymen actually fucking asked me once if Toronto is close to Vancouver? Uhhhh .... no, asshole ... and tell me, isn't New York a fucking suburb of Los Angeles?

@DorothyZbornak: Why don't you go back to Boca Raton and crochet some shawls with Blanche, Rose and all the other old ladies, huh? Isn't it time for your ovaltine?

@Political Party Girl: That is sexual harassment! You are trolling for an orgasm and I am going to report you!

@myrtlebeachbum: Only a closet lesbian who's too chicken to come out would play with Lego. I bet you get excited when you see trucks too, don't you? I bet you like to play with guns!! Fucking dyke!

@myrtlebeachbum: Oh so I see, you've got a problem with lesbians now, you homophobic beachgirl? What, there are no fucking dykes down there on your pristine Carolina shoreline? Let me tell you something, blondie. I bet all of your children are secretly gay! Because with a mother like you, how couldn't they be?

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: While I'll give you props for one thing, you ginger slutbag, at least you know that it's called "back bacon" and not fucking "Canadian bacon" unlike most of the other Canada-ists in here. Racist assholes!

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: At least my kid knows who Gloria Steinem is! I bet yours won't! You know why? Because gingers make lousy fucking mothers who fail to educate their daughters on the terrible burden and plight that is woymnhood. They fail to make their daughters feel like victims! Gingers suck ASS!! Just look…

@Macloserboy: You know what that means? That means that you descend from people who once scalped my ancestors. Which means you have no place here on Jezebel!! Killers, rapists and redheads are not allowed!

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: Only an idiot like you would ask why men have nipples. Everyone knows it's because they like to have them licked and pinched and bitten during sex. You must be a lousy lay! Stinkypoon!

@hortense: Listen, you ridiculous pepper. Drink some Pepsi and eat some poutine topped off with a Joe Louis and then get the fuck out of here. We've had it with your French-on-English crime.