@ineffable.me l0v3s unicorns!1!!1!: And I am ignoring you because your avatar makes me sick. What kind of person would choose such an avatar? You, and Jezebel, should be ashamed!!

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: I think we should use swords to abort all red-headed fetuses after that hateful thing RedheadedUberVixen said to me. That ginger bitch!

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: Oh yeah? That's typical coming from a redhead. Everyone knows gingers are fucking insane. I'd be too if I had to walk around with a firecrotch all my life! You auburn-tressed skank!

@hortense: Hortense, you ignorant slut. Canadian bacon is just what you drooling tards down in the U.S. call it. Isn't that typical of your raging racism towards Canadians?

@hatepaperdoll: How dare you use the word "kill" in a response to me? Don't you know that a chihuahua named "Killer" once attacked my ankle and left it slightly scarred? You are so insensitive.

@funnyface: Why are you setting up threads to compete against one another? Huh? That is so patriarchal and sexist and anti-woman and sadly represents every that Jezebel has become. It used to be so non-competitive in here.

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: Well goody for you, stinkypoon.

@hortense: You xenophobic twat. Listen here, missy. What goes on in the United States happens to affect my country very profoundly. And so if Jezebel is disappointing American feminists, it's also disappointing Canadian feminists, you bacon-loathing, Tim Hortons-despising, maple syrup-hating cum receptacle.

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: I bet my vagina is prettier than yours. Because we know your name means you have a stinky one. And stinky is never pretty.

@TruculentandUnreliable: That is offensive to periods everywhere. How dare you?

@hatepaperdoll: That's so typical of you. It's because you hate paper dolls. And what did paper dolls ever do to you? Your handle is hateful and sexist, and so is Jezebel!!!

Bruce Jenner: Step away from the hair dye.

LAST!!

@saradanger: This site degrades skinny women and vegans constantly.

@BAngieB: Now that's a very offensive thing for you to say. Don't you know that's how unicorns approach their victims!??!?? By brushing up against their shoulders with their unicorn horns before moving in for the rape-y attack?

@BAngieB: You and all your violent threats couched in your supposed Southern hospitality! Take your candied pecans and shove them up your ass!! And a Lindsay Lohan lookalike was very rude to me once, did I tell you that? She was a clerk in a shoe store and was a real bitch about finding my size for me. And so every…

You people are a bunch of bitches, including that manbitch Braak, who is clearly just here trying to snag some hot feminist humourless ass.

@hamburgerhotdog: I love fucking baked beans! How dare you fucking say that? I thought this was a pro-feminist, pro-baked beans website? What has become of Jezebel? You Jezebel editors should be ashamed. Baked beans are a high source of protein and should be respected and you're letting someone on here insult my love…

@nowimpissed: I can't tell you how badly that bit of information makes me wish that I was a young gay man living in New York City.

The funniest line of the day: "And some people wonder if Anderson Cooper is gay!!" Never mind the haters, ladies, you girls have still got it!!