If one of these asshats is your friend, you're probably pretty shitty too.

They just got carried away because they're so concerned about ethics in journalism.

Chloe apparently tweeted a photo of a cheese grater (which was later deleted) before the game, because Packers fans are Cheeseheads, get it?

Don't forget, my children aren't immune either.

But we were never gonna survive unless Seal went a little crazy.

What would Qatar have to do to lose the World Cup at this point?

New Orleans has objected, asserting that it's unreasonable to expect fans going abroad for one game to learn a second language.

"If this flag offends you you need a history lesson."

Parents became suspicious of Sandau's views when he started awarding gold stars to the team's worst, least coordinated players.

"The Phillies Way" by Ruin Tomorrow or "How I Stopped Worrying About the Salary Cap, the Farm System, My Reputation, the Fans, Common Sense, Competitiveness and Learned to Love Seeing My Name in Print."

Rikk became so sweaty and flustered when he spotted his name on the top of the notecard and it dawned on him that he's been spelling Rick wrong for 43 years.

"As World Series MVP, Chevy would like to award you with a VAN down by the RIVER!"

If you could quarantine against stupid, New Jersey would be without a governor.

"When you play with heart! It's supposed to hurt! You just kick the ball!"

"Psh. Here comes Nolan, just completely wasting a perfectly good opportunity to enjoy a six-pack."

"... it's about the journey, not the beer."

They always have been. They just like to pretend they aren't.

Apparently, having a vagina and a voice is a good first step.

Can't blame him. Ronnie Price modeled his defense after Iraqi great, Muntadhar al-Zaidi.

given it's the best option don't count on jameis to choose it.