Can't they just get rid of everybody at this point? Fire Gruden, Cut RGIII, and someone get on finding the 7 horcruxes needed to destroy Daniel Snyder. That would be the only good outcome at this point.

Awesome! I was looking for the posts by brain damaged rectal worms. Always curious about what is going on in your dark corner of the world. Thanks for sharing!

NO, the problem is that too many opponents of serious gun control set the insanely high standard of any reforms stopping ALL crime otherwise they trot out bullshit about people being spoiled or some garbage. Are you serious? Identifying everyone that has a serious problem and then making sure they don't kill anyone is…

Your fantasy reality where your racist anti-hero wins the day is seriously fucked. One, he has to get around the fact that he was declared incompetent and his wife sold the team. Sorry to puncture your "Donald Sterling vs the NBA" slash fic, but I'm pretty sure he has a long way to go before he can even establish…

I agree. Garbage eating mutant cockroaches like you don't get a show showcasing your survival skills of hiding in dirty apartments and eating shitty diapers, and we don't hear you whining about it. Silly non-men.

Hey! They said the cockroach that climbed into that man's ear died, but obviously you are doing well! Good for you! Now you can get back to crawling in garbage and being a disgusting, shitty lifeform that everyone hates.

If you had actually read the article, you ignorant squirrel fucking sack of worm shit, you would have noticed that Muschamp's players stayed out of trouble. That was the point, no trouble but no winning, while being surrounded by programs with all sorts of trouble but victories. I know it is hard reading something not…

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I'm always fascinated and repulsed by the type of trolls that rape stories attract. They take great care to sound reasonable and educated, to calmly point out the importance of due process and the ever present specter of lying sirens leading good boys to ruin. They make it seem like all they want is justice for all,…

For people disputing the science of the story, maybe you are right, maybe these scientists have people in their lives that are anti-spoiler zealots. The kind that don't even watch previews for the next episode of a show or trailers for movies if they can help it, then hang around the internet and lose their shit if…

Now I remember the definition of insanity being repeating the same act over and over and expecting a different result. If that is the case then everyone at Kotaku is bonkers. Articles about women end in only one way: girlz sux lol. It just fascinates me that you keep posting about women like there is nothing wrong,…

I love the outpouring of concern for women by some posters. Making the Doctor a woman would be bad for women! It would set them back 100 years! They would announce a female Doctor and the next morning women would not be able to vote! It's not that they are uncomfortable with an iconic hero wearing a female face, they…

I love how in a whole fucking article about the Jets and Mark Sanchez, you zero in on one stupid fucking point and lose your shit in some misguided display of machismo. I hope they describe every fanbase in the whole fucking NFL as she from here on out, just to piss you the fuck off. I'm praying for it, Tebow-style,…

I'm new here. And not as bright as I'd like to be. But this is irony, right?

The NCAA is finally at the point where they are going to have to change or get sued into changing by "student athletes."I'm for some kind of hybrid of the MLB/NHL model, but the one and done crap and the good ole boy network that runs college football have got to go.

Yeah, it's too bad that both those guys don't complete over 60% of their passes, have good offensive lines, and consistent running games to keep the pressure off them. Oh wait.

Why can't American owners at least be stylishly horrible like international football club owners? These guys are more like super villains than the cheap crooks and assfaces we got.

Thank you! I'm surprised at the lack of Emma Peel love. The show was long since over by the time I was born but still....

It's amazing how many people did not actually get the video. Barry Biscuit was not Phil Fish, but the COD dev that got death threats for the stupid gun change, Fish was the nameless indie biscuit maker. If you are going to complain, at least make sure you understand what you are complaining about before making a tired…

You're right.