+3/5

Phyllis will be even more enraged when she finds out the only other people to go to the Cow-turd well too much all died of cholera.

Man, this was definitely not what I was expecting when I clicked on that Live Hot Singles In Your Area Right Now ad.

Automatic assumption that black people don't have jobs. Check

Playing the game the Reich way.

Those Cardinals fans love dominant pitching, but will gladly settle for three Ks.

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And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

How does it feel to be the oldest person on planet Earth? Are you one of those people who yearns for the days when the QBs were white and the arms were inkless?

Did you ever manage to get that problem with the local lads running across your property dealt with?

Beats by Ray, though, are still being evaluated and will be allowed while due process occurs.

Hunter Pence stole her Medicaid card

Sorry Derek, I know your memory isn't so great these days, but you've been doing that for years.

Madison Bumhip

Angel Pagrandma

Andrew McCrutchen

Hunter Pensioner

Steven Adams wants to show you his model trains.

That's odd—I've watched the video several times, and I still can't hear the alleged obscenity; I just keep hearing Colin Cowherd and the producers of First Take having very loud, disturbing orgasms.

dearest good friend: