Don't worry — everything will be better when the Khaleesi comes with her dragons.

Wow, did people ever miss the point.

THE POINT BEING THAT EXPLODING HOUSES IS AGAINST GOD'S WILL

I don't have a problem with houses exploding per se, but on live television? What am I supposed to tell my kids?

You will never see Tweets like this from Flyers fans.

Cane, you dropped your apples back there when you were trying to compare them to these oranges over here.

These days, no one in Oklahoma knows how to execute.

WE ARE ONE...HANDING IT LATER TONIGHT.

Bismack has three key deficiencies on offense: He cannot catch, or shoot, or dribble.

That game . . . that game . . . damn!

Abe Vigoda Cos-Play

But white folks don't seem to have a bigger problem than fighting to continue using said epithet.

For all the fucking idiots on the "dur it's just white journalists durr," Native organizations have been working on this for 50 years. Maybe if you weren't such a racist dipshit that you could pay attention to anything other than how oppressed you are that other people would prefer to be treated with dignity, or that…

And yet you, ostensible white person, would never walk up to a Native American and call them redskin, however innocuous you believe the term to be.

sick of dumb fucking racists. get fucked trashbag

HERITAGE NOT HATE AMIRITE

Before people jump all over Dan Snyder for OAF, please note that studies have shown that many idiots and halfwits find the term to be a source of pride.

Great piece! Just needs the following:

It's ironic that you want to put him in jail for a long time, yet you have difficulty with long sentences.

Even Ron Burgundy's definition of diversity is more accurate than this guy's.

Every dude's like gold teeth, bling rings, makin' all the baskets