Steven Adams wants to show you his model trains.

That's odd—I've watched the video several times, and I still can't hear the alleged obscenity; I just keep hearing Colin Cowherd and the producers of First Take having very loud, disturbing orgasms.

IT PUTS THE APOLOGY ON ITS PODCAST OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.

The sad irony of this, of course, is that Taylor's death had at least as much to do with him being a millionaire who lived in a big house as it had to do with him being a young black man. That is to say, the guys were robbing the house because it was big and they figured there'd be lots of valuable shit in it. …

Jesus and his Dinocorps. won the Revolutionary War by defeating the Nazis and Ay-rabs at the Battle of Endor.

The Sun is looking into this.

I am a bucs fan. I am every drunk right know. So sad. All the pints. Even schiano wasn as bad as this lets all decide to make the bucs not as bad as this. Let's all the teams give them one player that isn't bad. Let's do that

The NFL as a whole is going to reverse the Earth Superman-style if they keep up this record amount of backpedaling.

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

Next week: NFL hires small children, child abuse problem solved.

What you really meant to say was..."No where in my original comment (the one you replied to) did I say the police should be sued. You can infer from my response I'm a huge dick."

Okay you folks of the she started it persuasion, also the it's their business not our's school of thought, and jump on board ye of the group known as I met him and he's such a nice guy experience. Gather round all of you 27's and supporters of the same and answer silly old me one question. What was that going on after…

To be fair, if anyone knows about players who did worse than Rice did, it's a Ravens fan.

Also, it's good with the press.

"Bruce Wayne will conduct an independent investigation overseen by Batman."

dearest good friend: