I am disappointed that the “Read More” button wasn’t brought in on the gag and relabeled “Would you like know more?”

Yeah, I’m much more interested in simulations that use procedural content to create interesting and emergent gameplay. Using procedural generation to create huge landmasses devoid of interesting content... not so much.

Good god, Unity’s fucking up but ffs death threats are not the answer.  Just stop using their engine.

The thing is, you’re having meetings with co-workers, not trying to impress someone at a cocktail party. If I know you’re our new, freshly-graduated Editorial Assistant, but you insist on sidestepping this fact and introducing yourself as some vague “member of the editorial team,” I’m going to assume you’re a bit of a…

Also, every eight year old has done this in a bathroom mirror in an attempt to try and look scary.

You hear all those horror stories about HOA’s for a reason...

Your first sentence is reason enough why I will never live in an HOA neighborhood. That’s not the kind of community involvement I want in my life. I cannot imagine devoting any kind of time or energy to policing how the rest of the neighborhood looks/behaves. You could not pay me enough money to spend any amount of my…

I mean, the #1 red flag is, it’s an HOA contract.

Ran out of that one specific pink color from one specific manufacturer, but not a global pink shortage. You can do better than this.

Holly Longdale, WoW’s executive producer and the producer responsible for Classic since 2020, was previously the producer at Daybreak Games responsible for running EverQuest’s myriad progression servers (which are, by the standards of EQ today, very successful). I’d say something similar is a fairly safe bet.

Gee, why didn’t the OP think of that?

Hey Lifehacker, I’m going to show you how to write an article:

Plastic drywall anchors are just freaking fine for any application that you would WANT to hang stuff on drywall. There are dozens, if not hundreds of different solutions to hanging stuff on drywall and a lot of people make it into this huge debate about…

Think the likeliest explanation here is probably that they used another “Total HD Textures Reworked Overhaul Supreme” mod that itself had incorporated, surreptitiously or otherwise, the mod in question. There’s generally a code of conduct around doing such things, but it wouldn’t be the first, second, or third time…

Or, alternately, make like a Lifetime movie and just say “hey, I need a steady date through the holiday season so that I don’t get asked 10 million questions by my relatives. We can be as platonic or not as you want. I just don’t want to play dating app roulette or show up stag at these events and have to hear about…

One thing I’ve seen recommended elsewhere is to ignore it, but don’t remove it. Basically, you’re going to create a decent-sized hole deep into your turkey, giving a place for juices to leak from.

5. Jackson, MS

Median home list price per square foot: $138
Median home list price: $299,000

It doesn’t cost them more money for a copy of the game to be downloaded in the US than it does for the same copy of the same game to be downloaded “in Argentina”... we need to stop perpetuating the idea that “money a company feels they could have made” is the same as “money a company lost”.

Built in electronics (like in-wall TVs)

To save everyone 2 1/2 minutes of your time:

Nothing lowers property values more than building a video instead of a bullet list!