Bruh... tree came out of nowhere

Of course, to her phone, it just looked like this.

I CHOOSE YOU, FESTERING CORPSE!!!!

Article mentions Reel Big Fish twice. 10/10. First band I ever saw live in concert many years ago.

2.6 terabytes of data—that is so mind-numbingly huge. Keeping in mind how a typical novel will fit easily on a floppy (for those of you who recall floppies), I bet this monster haul means more juicy nuggets on criminals to expose for months, maybe even years to come.

Well, if you’re in an Enterprise environment, where the most viable solution for network access is Wireless, then actually this would be pretty the sort hardware you’d want. We’re talking communication between many servers, printers, SANs etc. over a large corporate network.

Or, equally, in your home if you require…

I’m usually an expert at eyeballing ass, but I just don’t see it.

VirtualBox allows you to create a virtual machine that’ll run Windows, and that’s about it.

My own private Arpanet:

I have a pacemaker/defibrillator and when ever my device is interrogated by the sweet old lady at the cardiologist office she always mistakenly asks... Why did your heart rate jump on Tuesday night at 1130 pm... Then I have to tell her I was finishing up a date... She blushes every time. The joy of being 34 and a…

“Helmsman... make our heading the second star to the right and straight on ‘til morning.”

The Secret Service...gotta catch 'em all!

I can see my house from here.

It's a fucking game man, if anything it'll take away the chances of doing it irl :P

I find it a little ironic that the same blog that got a ton of publicity off of a stolen pre-release iPhone 4 has the gall to look down their noses at those who leaked these photos.

the deepest house in the Seven Kingdoms

God fucking dammit. Never posted on Kotaku before, but this lack of controversy has sufficiently irritated me enough to have to editorialize.

Fuck. This. Noise.

I didn't even know of this woman an hour ago, and i'm already sick of her shit. I read her tweet where she showed the "death threats" she got, and it's a…

Twitch Streamer - 'You guys, I don't know why, but nobody seems to be donating me money anymore.. But I can now make 100 rounds of toast at a time! Thanks Amazon!'

So instead of donating cash to a streamer, you can now gift them a toaster straight from Amazon?