He did. I was there. I have the cellphone video to prove it. However, I shot it in portrait, and I'm so fearful of the commenter backlash that I will not be selling it to Deadspin.

You like black licorice flavored garbage pills. You don't get to vote anymore

I think you mean

Sure, the winner got a gold medal, but she will always have to live with the fact that it was in the Winter Olympics.

Sjinkie? No way, everyone loves a Sjinkie.

In a complete surprise, the U.S. accounted for 100% of all participant mentions in Deadspin's coverage of NBC's coverage. Not a single mention of another participant country was included in the coverage. In a true upset, Deadspin has managed to out-jingo NBC while pointing out how jingoistic NBC is being. There…

So, wait, it's not even an actual fantasy draft, but a mock fantasy draft? A practice fantasy draft?

Rather watch Gangs of New York if I need to see the bowery. cutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcut knifin' around.

At least he recognizes that Force is the best way to bring a 'vator down.

Dennis Miller get back into calling sports?

HOORAY

HOORAY

I love it when I'm at a sporting event and the cheerleaders bring out the Story Canon. One time I got Poe's The Cask of Amontillado.

Now that Feldman pulled the rug from under George's feet, we won't have to worry about him standing his ground anymore.

"Swiss Hot Dog" is also the name of the cheap, folksy comfort food dish that will cause Switzerland to go completely apeshit and declare war on the United States after reading Burneko's withering 7300-word review entitled Swiss Miss.

One small step for man, three giant leaps before traveling is called

He actually had the guts to test the theory that a free trip to Sochi was not, in fact, better than a sharp stick in the eye.

The right way to phrase this comment is "."

Considering half these folks' tweets are dated February 3rd, our future looks disturbingly bleak.

He might have been misheard. Ever since NBA jam I also start dropping boom shacka lackas when I start draining ill advised shots on the basketball court.