Whingy shitrod! That looks a lot like my BART stop.

Honey dip... or honey pot. I can't remember.

No, but a movie about the media's handling of the case better fucking touch on that, unless you'd like to make a fantasy movie where everyone in the world held hands and wept for the boy like things totally happened in your marshmallow-and-Glade mind.

No! Jennifer Lawrence is just not attractive. There's this weird, eye-pinching doughiness about her face, she looks like Renee Zellweger 2.0.

I'm a fairweather/playoff fan (meaning I'm the prototypical ESPN audience member) and I didn't have a clue that Wilson or Kaepernick were black.

Oh come on. Yeah, this guy is an idiot. But we all know that that game was poorly officiated, and, even though I think it was unintentional, the 9ers got the shit end of the stick. Blown turnover call. Weird non-TD. Blown roughing the kicker. Two missed intentional grounding calls, an early delay of game, a non-delay…

Because, of course, the only two choices are two black actors of roughly the same age...?

Except, y'know, the times that he missed?

Are you guys fucking serious? Winners don't get to offer congratulations. If Sherman blew that play and Crabtree caught the ball, d'ya really think Sherman would have his hand out? Fuck-fucking no.

Uh.. you get that points per game != quality play, right?

Westbrook's a lot more like Iverson than Durant is.

You'd be uppity too if you took 50mg of Adderall straight up your ass.

Y'know, they're only allowed to pay below the minimum wage if tips cover the difference. It's stupid, yes, but it's also not true that, if a bartender earns $0.00 in tips, he or she only earns $2.63

Booo! You people drive like southerners! Get somewhere to go, slowbags.

Not just that, but I imagine it makes the murder-simulator aspect a lot more palatable, too.

You might want to fix your own language, pal. You're certainly not following the (occasionally contradictory, pointlessly outdated and generally meaningless) letter of the linguistic law.

There's no standard, wankstank. There are dialects.

Yeah, those things don't shift (rather rapidly) over time, do they?

More like "The Packers were almost this close to going into overtime"

Sorry, it's a reference to a 1990's sprite commercial... so... way to keep up with the times, pal.