I didn't know you drink sprite!

It's not hard and fast, but c'mon, a correlation that high (about a relationship that is so clearly interdependent) pretty, pretty, pretty much says "These things are so closely related that comparing receivers from one team to receivers from another without trying to adjust for QBs is just silly".

uh... no. I'm interested not in how the schools (or athletic departments) spend the money they receive from their conference, but in how they claim they lose money.

Onions!

I can't tell if you're criticizing the single-event, narrative-heavy style of sports commentary, or legitimately think that Smith's one play led to some 30-odd points for the Colts.

Not lip-liner...

And dang, you sure turned out healthy and well-adjusted, eh?

Nobody going to mention the fact that it's stupid to play this game in 8-7-1 Green Bay's place, instead of 12-4 San Francisco's?

Hey! That's just around where the 2nd-best team in the conference (by record) plays. Strange that there's no game there this Sunday, right?

Or it's totally awesome?

Might try googling "till", shitbird.

It's fucked, but it's standard. NBA's fixed it, but y'know, 'tradition'.

Speights is no Mookie Blaylock.

Not to mention the awesome play between him and Tiago to close the last Dubs-Spurs game.

I wish I had a screenshot of it, but I had a dynamic goal (or whatever they're called now, little in-game missions in my player), and it mentioned one of my teammates by name. Once he hit the bench, the text of the goal read "Feed {Object Object} the ball in the post".

Marry her.

He's the kind of Dads-viewing moron who believes a reference (on its own) can constitute a joke.

Remember what they told you in accounting class: tax avoidance is not illegal.

Really? Oh, wow.

Who the fuck cares about that? I can't play Battlefield or 2k14 for 2 minutes without them crashing to the dashboard.