Not just informative and devastating to the argument above, but, for some reason, watching the in-car cam is fucking hilarious. I can't get over how busted it was.

Honestly, she looks a lot less like a cross between an idiot and a teddy bear without the makeup.

Goddammit, why don't people know:

That first sentence is awesome.

Well, he's totally wrong, but you're not right either.

Perfection.

And the first one is the worst version of that. Assuming you're a person of normal height (so that your head is above the sound source) you want, y'know, something closed on the bottom and sides with an opening at the top. Everyone knows that dropping your phone speaker-down in a small bowl actually does make it…

But did they include DOA's boob-physics?

Yeah, but they're seedless. These are just standard potatoes and tomatoes.

I find it kind've awful how many people are saying, "I haven't watched Glee for __ years, but I'm definitely going to watch this".

Oh pfft.

Not that related, but the best voice recognition frustration I've experienced was during an incredibly tense game of NBA 2k13. I had just gone up with like half a second left, I shouted "Fuck you!" in celebration, and I was called for a technical foul for swearing.

Good squads should have one boom-voiced suicide-"Xbox Off"-er.

It doesn't matter if they patch them out, because they're on the disc and therefore are still accessible even if no one actually listens to them. And fuck you, if he does have the rights to the songs, he should be able to control their commercial use.

If he owns the rights, he's well within his rights to complain. People who make music for a living deserve to have ownership over their music; at a minimum, they should be allowed to prevent other people from making money off of it without their (the artist's) consent.

That ain't how the law works, buddy.

If changing one thing fixes an unhappy marriage, wouldn't it be that one thing that was making the marriage unhappy?

Science as she is played, my friend.

They can't jump, but they can shoot.