But... that's why I come to gawker.

My fans know what kind of person I am

Isn't part of it the masturbatory pose?

Yeah... I don't really know about that:

Job interviews that you only go on to keep your unemployment benefits.

If I were a woman of limitless means, I would buy it and have it cut apart until it wasn't particularly special, and then I would throw those smaller diamonds from my hot air balloon house onto the people below.

I share a bathroom with it and I know what my GF's face looks like clean.

I understand, but, from what I've seen, plenty of people do. Now, you might not find very many of those people attractive, but they are out there

Here you go:

I've known plenty of couples who I didn't find attractive in the least but who loved to get it on.

There's a big dust-up about how she spent her crowdsourced money...

As a guy who actually dislikes makeup (it's just gross! The powder stuff isn't so bad, but eyeliner and mascara and lip-crap are just disgusting), it's irksome that people really don't seem to believe that a lot of the guys who say they prefer no makeup actually don't know what they're talking about. Maybe it's not…

"She scores, he shoots."

It's justifiable because of what she fucking did!

The same fucking thing! Nobody's saying, "Poor James Holmes, if only he'd gotten some help, he wouldn't be in this position". It's, "God our mental health services are shitty, if only he'd gotten some help, those people wouldn't have been shot to death".

Why would I trust a moron?

I don't hate her. I hate that she's successful, because I think her work stinks.

Evolutionary explanations for sexual behavior: THATZ OKAY WHEN IT'S ABOUT DOODZ

"I had depression" isn't an informed opinion.

Detail ain't equal to fun.