Resident Evil:

Holy shit Dennis Leary sucks.

It's a dude, though!

I'm pretty sure that "The stuff that made it into the R-rated cut of American Psycho" made it into an R-rated movie. BECAUSE THAT'S THE FUCKING THING YOU TYPED.

Mmmm...

Why are we making this a battleground? She did something that almost nobody could do, but it's something arbitrary and inane. I'm impressed that someone could do that, but I'm also impressed by people doing pogo-stick backflips, eating 50 hot dogs, or dropping a deuce that looks like the Lombardi trophy.

Half Life, if the mods count. No other game has had so many applications:

I didn't know that this guy:

No more than I'm disgusted that someone wasted food on you for many years.

My first thought too.

Hold on to your little gonads... and strife

Plus: T. Gondii!

Turnabout is fair play! This is what people who like Kevin Hart get for liking Kevin "I'm not even as funny as that hack Aziz Ansari but I'm twice as loud" Hart.

This tennis sucks.

Everything's spaghetti now

Oof. I'm not on buzzfeed a lot, but that stuff is beyond weird.

Mmmm... when the GF's gone and you can just drop into bed without showering first because it's 3am and you're still drunk.

Our school's pizza felt and looked like it was someone's bizarre attempt at sous-vide cooking.

And what do Lil' Sis and Bub-Rub think of all this?

The fact that both sexes are required to wear clothes is not a problem with the analogy (which I made as a joke but which I am beginning to like). If the two systems being compared operate similarly, but on different populations, they're still similar systems with similar results.