I don't recall when I first noticed those forums, but my response was "Oh FFS" and then I never thought of them again until I saw this post.

There's a reason why almost every single package has a way to easily discern whether it's been opened or tampered with.

You're adorable with your almost impossible level of naivete.

Props for the best opening paragraph on Gizmodo for the last six months.

That's not sad, it's realistic. Most people are honest, but it only takes that one in 100 who delight in stealing your stuff to ruin your day.

Humans:
"Look! A rare, lovely creature!"

Looks cool.

There are numerous SF short stories dealing with the idea of individuality when it comes to transporter technology. I'd name them but I left my list in my previous body.

Are you *sure* you're not still gray? Maybe I'm black and you're gray.

This whole "ecological collapse" thing will take care of that.

Dude, it's magic. It can be impossibly heavy and still fly.

I agree. That movie had so much promise but was so disappointing.

...which they showed on a fucking CRT as blinking dots.

I don't know. I'm not a huge fan of Porsches.

In addition to what Tavarisch said, also use a tripod. Or a monopod if a tripod is unwieldy in certain situations. The difference in clarity will really make your image pop.

That was terrific. I don't know about "real" but certainly excellent.

I have to say, those guys at Hot Toys must love their jobs. To nerd out and get to design stuff like this? Wow.

Regardless of whether it's a parallel universe, alternate timeline or messing with their minds — or some combination — I still think Wanda will be the catalyst for division within the Avengers, then she'll fix it, "House of M" style.

Heh.

Somewhere on here is my comment where I figured out the USO-to-Ultimate angle from Captain America based solely on the comment of "he's going to wear the traditional uniform."