Also doubles as an efficient mechanical mohel!

I loved the Simpson's version of this.

Listen, I'll use smaller words.

Tell us what you don't like, so we can insult you for not liking it. Or do you love everything, like Pollyanna?

That's actually true.

How does this keep happening? When I mail my mom a birthday card I triple-check to make sure it's the right one.

"Remember"? Try "still have".

If I had a nickel every time a page crashed on loading because of all the junk on it, I could buy the internet.

I first went online 29 years ago when I was in college. So to me, yes, you are a kid. Believe me, I have been in flame wars that would make you cry. Which is why I laugh at your inane "get a thicker skin" comment.

This movie is amazingly entertaining. Jodorowsky is demented, and that's stamped on every scene, but it's undeniable how influential his version of Dune was. Probably more so than if he had actually made the movie.

Yeah, that sentence made me go back and reread it a couple times.

Sure. My first time, kid. Never heard of it until yesterday, in fact. You're the first congenital asshole I've ever seen.

Wow, you actually ARE that stupid.

You guys have been finding the best short films lately.

It was on during Walking Dead. I don't know if it's a possible to spoil a commercial, but it shows the very first meeting between Saul and Mike. And it's everything that's great about Breaking Bad: excellent acting on top of deceptively simple writing, humor escalating into violence with a touch of badass.

You're part of the problem and you're so far inside you can't see it.

Very interesting and well-made.

Have you seen the new commercial for Better Call Saul? BB is back.

I've been saying for a while that 8 is the new 13: bad luck.

I've been calling it R2Beachball.