I still play the license plate game to this day.

Depending on jurisdiction, a standing threat is seen as no different from one that is imminent, because it goes to state of mind.

Yes it was. Stop pretending that it wasn't. You're just being an asshole for no goddamn reason and now you're trying to hide behind weasel words. That doesn't change your intent. Be a man and own your assholishness. You can lie to everyone else but stop lying to yourself.

Jurassic Park had as many misses as hits when it came to science. More, actually. The spitting poison and frill are actually plausible, whereas using frog DNA to "fill in the gaps" is utter nonsense. Might as well use the DNA from a cabbage.

I assume by "decent" you don't mean Michael's.

The sagging duct tape was a happy accident. A little bit of movement goes a long way.

You do realize that "popular" doesn't automatically equal "good", right?

Si! Pancho villa wouldn't wanna be ya!

Hilarrible (alt.: hilarible) - a movie so bad it's good. See also: Troll 2.

No. It's the only word that has any teeth any more.

Why are you personally attacking me? Did you make this movie? I made a comment about a dumb movie, I didn't insult your toddler. Stop taking criticisms of corporate product personally and you'll have a happier life.

Why are you personally attacking me? Did you make this movie? I made a comment about a dumb movie, I didn't insult your toddler. Stop taking criticisms of corporate product personally and you'll have a happier life.

Why are you personally attacking me? Did you make this movie? I made a comment about a dumb movie, I didn't insult your toddler. Stop taking criticisms of corporate product personally and you'll have a happier life.

I'm an easy grader on these things, but my question is always, "Why does it have to be aggressively stupid?"

Totally. One of the reasons I chose my Volvo C70 over the Buick Verano was that even the Buick sales guy who was clearly very tech-oriented (and mid 20s) couldn't get the infotainment thing to work. Couldn't even get the radio to play.

While it would be awesome to see scientifically accurate dinosaurs in a blockbuster movie, these aren't those movies. Expecting dinosaur accuracy in Jurassic Park is like expecting feline accuracy from Cat in the Hat.

Sure. It makes zero sense, but then the rest of these Jurassic Park movies make zero sense, so why not!

What was especially weird was that he was factually wrong about most of his complaints on Gravity. I think he was tweeting while watching it, because he clearly wasn't paying attention half the time.

Wait... so you're saying that if you're making a movie which is supposed to adhere to science, you should throw that out if the plot needs something magical to happen?

See, this is a case when "fact-checking the science" makes someone look dumb.