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And WiFi. The fuck is this shit, outlet?

I have been saying for years — and you can probably find my rants on this topic from 15-20 years ago still on Usenet — that networks need to have the courage of their convictions. The only reason shows like Cheers and Seinfeld, two of the biggest series in history, were the successes they became was because they were

I thought you MIT card-counting guys got found out.

I was able to quit instantaneously using these products

It's not. I've already encountered three adults who used that exact line. One even claimed that it was "good for you."

Your apartment still stinks, it just stinks differently.

Vaping causes me to suffer from an instant migraine, so whatever the hell is in that shit is inimical to my health. I've seen people do it in airplanes and then have the gall to argue with the flight attendants when people complain.

Getting stabbed is safer than getting shot, too.

Michael: I don't know anyone who could get through the day without two or three juicy rationalizations. They're more important than sex.Sam: Ah, come on. Nothing's more important than sex.Michael: Oh yeah? Ever gone a week without a rationalization?

How did Jay sabotage Conan?

Wearing four pairs of shorts probably won't help much.

This movie fails on so many levels these guys ought to be ashamed of themselves. Usually if a movie is bad, it's down to the writing, acting or directing (or some combo), and you expect the technical aspects of it to at least be competent. Aside from the visual effects, I never got that sense anyone was doing anything

There was nothing incredible or innovative about what they did. Nor was any of it particularly difficult. "Yeah, we recorded the room tone on the set and played that back." "So, we walked on ice, using the same method foley artists have used for 75 years in radio." And the end result was muddier than the Mississippi

Considering how muddy the sound is in some scenes — which Nolan apparently desired — I don't think "incredible" is the appropriate word.

Peanuts has always been pretty dark, actually. That's why I've never liked it.

New Hampshire, baby! (Could only use every fifth photo using a free online tool, so 30 pics instead of the 150 I took.)

False. They both suck.

It didn't hold up THEN. As a fan of the Muppet Show back in the day, all I could hear was Fozzy Bear's voice coming from an ugly Kermit.

MR PUPPIES

He also did the voice in the videogame 25 years later. His standout role is still Ganz in 48 Hrs.