I just want a Tesla conversation kit

No, look again: there are six lights.

“I would buy a Lexus if it was completely anonymous because I don’t like things that are new or different.”

I would not take those outlines of any sort of indication of what a car would look like. They are more like “icons” for the slide.

And all of that doesn’t even matter because he filmed it in portrait.

The 2017 Honda Ridgeline. For adults that have grown up past having to make a statement.

It’s a completely proprietary interface that’s used to connect to the LTE5280's external dock, or to automotive interfaces. From page 15 of the manual:

It’s really too bad insurance will peg the truck driver “at fault”.

Also of importance is finding out your insurance cost before buying the car. Trading in that 10 year old Honda Civic on a Mustang GT or Camaro SS sounds great but the insurance will be substantially higher.

Relax. It’s called a refresh for a reason.

you should do that and then watch your dishwasher bubble itself into oblivion

So you can manage the workload at the outrageous speeds.

We will deliver this car in 2017 for $35k if you give us $1000 now....... April fools!!!

I don’t see what you’re seeing. I can’t look at this and see “me too”. What sort of truly original risks should they be taking?

Jalopnik: [shown excessive chrome and swoop designs] Too busy! Too much! What happened to simple designs???

Computers control traffic lights.

I wanted to say this, but this is Jalopnik. If it’s not old and/or falling apart, it’s not cool, or so they yell at me.

Easy, this one.

It’s not particularly wrong when people do this, but it really grinds my gears (get it?) when people use “cost to fill up” as some sort of metric for relative fuel economy. I could not convince someone that their 2015 v6 2wd Silverado would be better on gas than my 04 v8 full time 4wd Jeep, simply because the tank in…

You would sue Amazon?