Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

I’ve had so many warm and fuzzy feeling watching it with my kid.

Toyota Funcamry Dentbeige.

Toyota Groundcar. Be sure to ask about their tire and suspension packages.

I’m not talking about toys you only take out for fun, I’m talking about what cars were actually like to drive every day 40 years ago. And that was, shitty.

One of the reasons taking an old car out for a drive is fun today is because you don’t have to rely on it. Because you can go back to your boring, reliable car any…

Nope. Only not shitty in comparison to the other shitty cars of the time. Compared to today, shitty. There was a reason why, 40 years ago, people tended to sell their cars after 3 or 4 years. There’s a reason why gentlemen of a certain age still get nervous when a car approaches 100k miles.

You’re missing the most important point: Yes, Compacts were shitty 40 years ago. But ALL CARS were shitty 40 years ago. ALL OF THEM.

“But, but, what about the (insert desirable old car here)? It was amazing and beautiful and better in every way than new cars!”

Nope. It was shitty.

That 40 year old Porsche 911? Shitty.…

For some reason, I thought leasing was a more recent development.

In the Prius, I believe the main purpose of the solar roof panel is to run the climate control fan on hot days when the car is parked. This helps lower the interior temperature, which lowers the demand on the A/C and therefore lowers the load on the gas engine.

Meanwhile, FCA shows of it’s new fuel efficient offering:

You’re correlating automotive enthusiasts with safe drivers. I think those two groups are very often exclusive.

My guess how this works:

“Excuse me, but I know my bible very well, thank you...”

“We’re not saying you don’t! We’re saying there’s no god!”

Well he seems to want to make it worse today. Dude rocking slicks and cold race brakes on the street thinks that combo will work better if only two wheels are braked instead of all four.

I had a FAR greater chance at stopping by locking up the rear wheels.

If I was next to you, I would’ve submitted my own...”moron nearly biffs it when he mistakenly assumes an e-brake provides superior braking potential”

forcing me to have to rip the E-brake.

Threaten his mother.

Awww, it’s great to see apes and bears getting along in nature.

I see a government job in his future.