Are you mad? Colgate Total or nothing!

This... this is the only reason I wouldn't consider the Soul, which I otherwise like. It's too damn slow.

Based on my searching dealer inventory over the past month, a 2015 Kia Forte5 SX with Premium and Technology packages seems to not actually exist. Zero constitutes rare, right?

That’s beautiful... too bad it will look nothing like this upon completion. That roof over nothing? Nope... that’ll get cut due to cost overruns. Elevated walkway? Ditto. Beautiful terraced landscaping? Nah.

If someone is interested in light to change the appearance of a room, color enhancing bulbs should be on your radar. GE’s Reveal line is my preferred, but Cree’s TW series are also a decent choice. Although I’m a diehard LED fan these days, in many cases, I actually prefer the CFL version of the Reveal line. The color…

I know several people who got in these cars at the dealer and were thoroughly impressed with the look, at first. It's only once you lived with it for any amount of time that you realized just how awful and cheap it truly was.

If I eat some garlic will sexy dude with the helpful advice show up and give me pointers?

I think the issue you have in this case is that you don’t GET the message. You missed the point completely. Telling you to do “literally anything else” aside from borrowing money from an exploitative industry whose entire mission is to screw you when you’re already suffering is the epitome of sound financial advice. I…

The New Mexico story... Ugh... I once worked for the now-defunct GPS manufacturer Navigon, who sold stupidly (for the time) inexpensive GPS devices with only the 48 continental states. In between running reports in the call center, I overheard one of my employs nearly screaming at a customer that “New Mexico IS NOT A…

DEET definitely melts plastics... I'm reminded of this every time I walk by my television and see a handprint I left prior to gaining this knowledge. And considering how cloudy/white it made that black plastic, I'm going to advise against using it for headlights.

Yep... Especially in that pale orange color that they had spinning at the NAIAS... worst color ever, on a generally unattractive vehicle.

It was a joke... I'd say I probably have strong hands, but I've never really gotten quite so worked up.

Like many others, my day one controller still works like it did on day one. If you're squeezing your control that hard, might I suggest anger management?

He's cute... but all that talking...

I was kind of torn about this, because I really want to say that waiting for the later appointment would probably have been fine regardless of the diagnosis. But then I realize that the only thing going through her mind was “OH FUCK I HAVE CANCER” and there no amount of threats from management that were going to…

This was my first thought... Older cars used steering locks that engaged at a certain steering angle.

Diet Pepsi doesn't even belong is the discussion... although when bottled, I agree that Coke Zero is better than Diet Coke. Although from a fountain, Diet Coke is the master of all things holy.

Having owned a 1997 Intrepid, I can tell you you’re absolutely wrong. It’s still one of my favorite cars of all time. Sure, it was never in line for the reliability crown; but from a styling, ride, performance and even handling standpoint it was an excellent car. Granted, this all requires the caveat of “for a 90’s…

What is the thud at ~0:16? Is it the door slamming closed from the sudden acceleration? Sounds pretty solid for a heavily gasket-laden door on a Lexus.

Holy crap... where can I get $100 map updates from a dealer? Last I asked they were in the range of $400, so I stopped asking.