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Here's the problem with statistics: 'average' is a very misleading word.

I know some other New Orleanians who wish they'd have written it.

There are people out there who actually can't stand the taste of alcohol.

Ad Blocker just meant that I had to wait 30 seconds in silence while the video scolded me about having an ad blocker installed.

I don't know. I've spent almost eight years wondering that.

My very introverted boyfriend told me, "I never run out of words for you."

I had pretty much the same experience, except that he wasn't content to continue living with me and dumped me at my aunt's house the night he called off the wedding. He told me he didn't want me and then drove me to my aunt's and left me on her doorstep.

I wear 42G bras with 4 hooks, and I don't have any trouble putting them on properly then clasping them in the back.

I am a physics instructor at a state university, and my students are this so-called Me Me Me Generation. I teach introductory service classes (Phys 101 and 102) to non-majors (including pre-meds). It is true that they are coddled and not allowed to fail, leading to an inflated sense of self and overestimation of their

Don't think that Viagra prescriptions don't improve women's lives, too. My boyfriend, who is in his mid-thirties, has some serious medical issues and Viagra helps make sex possible.

A friend of mine, who is a tiny little man, likes shopping at A&F because he wears a M there. They carry pants that fit his diminutive little waist and his short legs. He is fit and muscular, but he is just teeny. Everywhere else he is a S.

My dog also knows a few sentences. He knows what "Get in the car," means. He also knows what "Get in the f@*&ing car right now you little $#!%," means, too.

I love this. I am madly in love with this.

I teach service physics classes at a small state university. It's really a great place to work and teach, and I love my students the way kindergarten teachers love theirs — although mine are less cute.

You suggest art. I suggest science.

I think it stems from being at a point in life where you are young, dumb, and easily suggestible by your peers. Things that sound hilarious when they're proposed in small groups are hard to squash because the squasher becomes a buzzkill.

I fell in love with a guildmate of mine from an MMO before I'd so much as laid eyes on him. He's not unattractive at all, but we had some sexual problems starting out that were incredibly stressful and have only recently been mitigated. They're still not perfect.

It's because it's premeditated, rather than spur of the moment. We treat murder differently when it's planned out versus when someone decides that someone just needs to die right here right now. And this sort of thing is a lot like that.

I'd have happily sold them my wedding. Because when the groom calls off the wedding two months before, everything is paid for. Dress. Cake. Hall. Church.

Sure, but if you're offended by the "coloreds" using your restroom, you're told to get over it right quick. You don't get to be shitty to people because you don't like something about them.