The dog hates to be luggage, but has a more comfortable flight than anyone else.

My dog is approximately the size of a one year old. My dog in his airline bag is approximately the same size as a two year old, but more rectangular. The bag is designed to fit under the seat; it does so exactly. He is generally put out about being luggage, but frankly, he’s much more comfortable curled up on his…

YES! OMG YES!

I’ve been watching my husband play (he thinks it’s hilarious that I encourage him to bed all the sorceresses) and I keep hoping for a nice gratuitous ass shot. Of him.

I hate being fat, but I love my body. It’s hard to explain how those two can go hand-in-hand, but they do. There are a lot of inconveniences to being fat, but they don’t make me any less beautiful. I was 320 on my wedding day, and I looked fantastic. I was beautiful. I glowed.

Linked here is a copy of the course description: http://visarts.ucsd.edu/undergraduate-…

My husband didn’t really have any close male friends to include, so I went with zero attendants, even though I probably could have had an army. No one walked in but us, arm in arm.

I attended a wedding where there were a dozen bridesmaids, all dressed in black. It was excessive, but the real clincher seemed to be that they’d lined up by dress size. The dress was this columnesque strapless number with a swath of fabric across the stomach, vaguely Greecian. It looked fine enough on the size 4’s…

Thank you so much! I really loved the dress. I really loved the flowers. It was all very fun fun fun fun fun.

My requirements for a dress were that it be fun and that I could wear a normal bra with it (because I am a fatty with a 42K bust, and that is excruciating to get into a strapless). I found a purple version of this dress at Macy’s for $50. I ordered the metallic from Ralph Lauren’s website for $150.

The artist, Alan Johnson, is here: https://www.facebook.com/colorfulglassc…

My cake topper had lightsabers!

At the Publix I shop at regularly, the baggers are required to offer to bring your groceries to your cart. You may not tip them. They all wear tags on their shirts that indicate no tipping. The idea is that customers should not feel obligated to tip on this service that the store offers.

SeaWorld has water parks. The one in Orlando is right across the street from the main park with the rides and the orcas. Honestly, the one time I went to SeaWorld (with a free ticket someone gave us), we spent more time in their aquariums than anything else.

When I was a senior in high school, one of the provisions for having a car to drive was that I had to bring my freshman brother and two other freshmen boys to school every morning. They were unholy terrors, and I decided I needed to get even with one of them for the sort of shenanigans he pulled in my car.

As a white woman who has been driving for twenty years, I have been pulled over three times in my life.

I got married in New Orleans in 2014. I got married at the Botanical Gardens; the venue also provided the catering. We did both the ceremony and the reception there and we were charged a room change fee for this which was very minor.

My husband and I are newlyweds in our mid-to-late thirties. We're both fairly ambivalent about children, and we agree that it's either one or zero. It's hard to make an argument for having kids when I'm so ambivalent about it: they poop, they scream, they're expensive, they interfere with hobbies. I have no idea how…

She claims to. God wants us to suffer with the beautiful gifts of womanhood. Or something. I have trouble wrapping my mind around this line of thinking.

But it MIGHT, and that's just the WORST.