@amazoncowgirl: Having substitute taught girls like that, I would really not be surprised if they were not rehearsed. My students would give me attitude like that, and I'd give them detention.

@necrophashion: What is probably more amusing is when someone mentions Tom Brady and my sister hisses about how much she passionately hates him. Actually... that might get a man's attention.

@andromache: I've known the names of some of the best meat I've eaten. Happy cows really do make the best steaks. #natalieportman

E.T. came out when I was 2. And my father was so excited about having a child to take to a children's movie that he took me to see it. And I was scared. I was really scared. E.T. was really terrifying to a two year old. To this day, I'm a little freaked out by E.T.

My sister once accidentally did this to my grandmother's dog with a wee tiger stuffed toy (she went to LSU). And I mean like beanie baby sized. It was just sitting on the sofa, all perky and cute, and the dog came closer, sniffing it curiously, and she moved it just when he decided it wasn't real.

@sorry, again: Here in New Orleans, money dances are very common. Some folks will get upset if there's no money dance and will wander about waving money at the bride and groom. Either the maid of honor or the best man should collect the money, and I've seen it where both bride and groom dance. A lot of times, they…