So, I knew that getting a decent bathing suit with a chance of fitting would be nigh impossible for someone who wears a 42HH at the top. So I set out early to order one. I found an Elomi bikini set on Nordstrom's website. Things were looking good. I ordered it. It was supposed to have been delivered yesterday.
My friends and I were supposed to go out in the city for Mardi Gras tomorrow all dressed as Disney characters, but it is too damn cold. The high will be in the low forties, and it's supposed to rain. This is really not optimal for wandering around outside in a costume.