Oooh yeah, do you like that, baby? Do you understand the cultural and social implications of being penetrated yet? OOOOH yeah, give me that non-gendered discourse...

I suppose it speaks ridiculously well of my workplace that my first reaction to the headline was a sort of scoff-y, "How would you bully someone at WORK?"

Once, on one of my first visits to Jez, someone posted this gif and said, "I'll just leave this here..."

I was all, Whatever, I'm not a crier, I'll just click through to the-

Pssh, I grew up in Florida... we've had sandy babies there for aaaaages.

I appreciate your support. Something about being grumpy trumped my penis knots. Maybe next year. ::polite golf clap::

The hair Colin Ferrell is sporting in that picture makes me think "Winter's Tale" must be a biopic about Victor from my 8th grade history class.

Yes, and can we please please PLEASE create a character named Dick Twist who will evangelize them? I need Dick Twist to be a person. He drinks martinis. He can pull off a cardigan like no one's business. He does the snap-and-point when he sees people he knows on the street. Maybe he'll teach me how to foxtrot.

And what I'm taking away from *this* comment is that I need to create an alter-ego for myself named Dick Twist, STAT.

In case it hasn't been said, I just wanted to acknowledge and appreciate your Perfect Strangers reference.

Many apologies, I missed all the genital terminology analogy questions on my GRE.

Huge shortcoming to the idea, I admit. I work in an office where we all dress like we just woke up; ties are kind of a myth to me.

So what I'm taking away from this is that I need to start calling men's neckties, "Penis Knots."

Titty-pong did my husband in. That, and the not peeing behind useful nearby bushes.

I've watched them all. I find the pitter-patter of an over privileged mid-20's mildly amusing, and the rest is just artful absences, into which we shove our collective baggage.

Er, did you miss the part where he starts taking his medication again? I'd say at worst the message is, "Love can motivate us to make good choices we might not have made otherwise," which I'm comfortable saying is a thing that happens.

So, whenever I watch the show, I'm just generally annoyed and cringe-y and I resolve not to keep watching... Then I read recaps and it makes the show sound So Deep and I wonder whether I'm the idiot (possible) or whether this show is brilliant at being a blank slate onto which people can project all kinds of depth the…

I get synovitis/tenosynovitis with rheumatoid arthritis, and it sucks. I can definitely see how she doesn't feel like doing her stage thing.

I think you mean "tributes," not "tributaries"... Unless there is a river full of blonde pop star country singers flowing through their district.

Do you think if I act like a shitshow, he'll give me 100k? Mama's got student loans. I know Lilo has several years of experience, but I'm a hard worker.