Of course the dog was the smartest person at Walmart.

Operation Grand Slam!

They also called until I started answerng the phone “Operations” and when they ask to speak to me respond with in my best military governmental sounding voice, “Are you trying to reach Lt. [name similar to my first name]? This is the taticical operations center. I can connect you with her.”
Calls stopped after that.

Seems legit.

They still do. This one is from Putnam County.
Just have to go to the county clerk’s office apparently.

Information from the Democratic National Committee might not be something you should trust.

This from the state that issued FU plates.

Aren’t they all piles of rust?

If they were smart, they would have let it go dormant for a bit then relaunch it in a couple of years. Instead they came up with New Coke.

It is still better than Clarkson-less Top Gear.

You ask too many questions, Mister Bond.

No mention of the fact Motorweek used it for their tests?

I am guessing he is a good friend of Putin.

This one has several signs proclaiming they have cold beer.

One billion miles!

Top Gear is an ex-parrot.

GM quality.

My mother’s experiences with Cadillac has made me not ever want to buy one or any other GM product and she is on her second Volvo now.

How bad were the tires on the Trabant?