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As a stockholder, I am quite angry at this short sighted decision. It is going to bite them in the ass. If oil prices go up they will get screwed.

This is still a thing?

I blame big electric and big solar.

It did say “DO NOT TOUCH” but as that was in quotes it makes it fine to touch.

As any normal person would.

Someone buys Herbie for $500 and Lemons him.

This comes to mind.

Sounds like someone hasn’t been touched by his noodly appendage.

The photo is of a Chicago sanitation truck for some reason.

As the American voter had two de facto choices between two sociopath malignant narcissists thanks to a corrupt and undemocratic system it isn’t like there was much of a choice. The choice was basically you are going to get shot, but we are going to be nice and give you a choice of which leg we will shoot you in.

Because it is exactly the sort of thing that they do when running for either re-election or higher office. You really don’t think they would be doing it for any other reason than gaining politically and feeding their malignant narcissism.

How many of these career politicians are up for re-election soon?

The proper plural is corrupt political hacks.

You forgot the most important one - make sure your turbo encabulator spurving bearings are properly aligned.

Pontiac Fiero.

You assume people actually like plate frames.

Top 5 DMA PBS Stations Reported CEO Compensation
1. New York WNET (also includes WLIW, NJTV) - $508,409
2. Los Angeles KCET -$368,015
3. Chicago WTTW - $397,613
4. Philadelphia WHYY - $675,112
5. Dallas/Fort Worth KERA - $491,440

The pay for channel thirteen makes sense since WNET is one of the…

Car had Illinois plates, so they are obviously FIBs.

It is always a FIB in a Camry who screws things up.

If they had more stuff like this instead of the beg-a-thon staples like Hippie “Doctor” Feelgood Do-Wop Extravaganza 5 and did not have executives making a crap ton of money then you might have a valid argument.