Yeah, because that’s how the world works. Give me a slice of pizza, and I’ll pay you for it if I feel like it was delicious enough for my standards.

Jesus H. LaserChrist, man. Will you stop making me laugh in this article? It's costing me $.99 per laugh here!

For $1.99, we can upgrade that to 35%!

Well, you can get 30 posts for $4.99 or if you’re not a very active poster, you can get 5 posts for $0.99. The average number of posts to drive someone insane is roughly 378.3576, so I suppose you can get an assisted suicide going in roughly $64.87, which is quite the bargain*. Then again, if you pre-order…

My total disinterest in Mortal Combat X just became 30% more validated!

As always, I write about things I find interesting or curious. A topic I've been writing a lot this year is sex in games. How sex games get censored on Steam, for example. Or how developers make breast physics. Sex is a subject present in the games we know and love, and there are many subcultures devoted to exploring…

You're wrong. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/corpore…

He probably does.

In one sentence he would be begging us for more money to keep his company afloat, and then tell us about how he was having a brand new fully-decked-out Tesla shipped in that he just bought.

God, that's such an easier comparison. Thanks.

Huh? That's not what most people would want them for. And even if it was, the fault would be with the phone and not the USB drive.

Huh? That's not what most people would want them for. And even if it was, the fault would be with the phone and not…

How are they your best friend? They'll become my best friend when I can install apps on them without jailbreaking my device. Companies would never allow that of course because then how could they charge you extra for more GB?

How are they your best friend? They'll become my best friend when I can install apps on them without jailbreaking…

You forgot that they've partnered with -I'm not kidding- Just Cause developer, Avalanche Studios.

Nope, no. Fuck no. If the product is clearly labeled all over the fucking place, "THIS IS NOT A FINISHED GAME, THIS IS STILL A VERY EARLY BUILD!!!" set expectations accordingly, i.e. that the game won't be finished and may not be "fun" for a very long time.

Funny you should bring up TF2. I've been away from games for so long that I'm still playing catch up. Even late into making the game I hadn't seen TF2. It wasn't until I went home one night and saw my kids playing it that I was shocked to discover how closely we mined the same inspiration material. TF2 was so…

My issues with it are that the thumstick/d-pad is unresponsive (digital and finicky, doesn't move well), and the layout makes the bottom row of buttons uncomfortable for me to use, so I'm just as well off using the macro keys I already have on my keyboard.

My issues with it are that the thumstick/d-pad is unresponsive (digital and finicky, doesn't move well), and the…

Well, they're also sitting on the completely localized version of PSO2, so I'm not surprised by Sega not putting out games even when it's done.

Man, like clockwork! We run a positive piece about a Nintendo game and a Nintendo fan comments about how Nintendo is always being attacked.

Splatoon is an entirely original game from Nintendo, though Sakaguchi told me that at one point it had Super Mario himself in there. Now it's got boys and girls called Inklings. The Inklings can turn into squids and shoot, spray and toss paint at each other as part of a struggle to paint the floors of their…