What child wrote that article?

I wash. I'm into hygiene, it's nice. But even after showering, I sometimes catch the faint scent of my lady on my hand later in the day "That smell. You know the one."

And sorry (not sorry) It's sexy as hell

I would prefer pictures of children ignoring their parents than pictures of children being told to pose and stage a scene where they are doing something "cute". I have a frenemy that does this ALL the time.

Actor James Garner of Maverick and The Rockford Files TV series, but probably best known to our generation as Old Duke from The Notebook

I saw his look as a shout-out to Shneider from "One Day at a Time". For you kids under 35, here's a link.

We've secretly replaced Sally's name-brand "Black Monster" dildo with a cheap Chinese knock-off. Let's see if she notices."

heh babeh, you can, uhhh, ummm,

As a Southern belle, I would like to state for the record that it is not normal for groom's cakes to look like an armadillo.

Unless you have the budget flexibility, it really stinks to have to pay $50+ a head for kids who will not eat the food and be a distraction to everyone around them.

No, a kid friendly wedding is a wedding where kids are allowed to come. A lot of people don't want babies / toddlers / kids under twelve at their weddings because 1. babies /toddlers can be disruptive and 2. Sometimes they are counted as attendees when it comes to capacity and food / drink. Also, some people just want…

Or Choupette is.

OK, seriously, we all know where this is heading.

Really? Guess I'm not cool because I do this when I stay up all night.:

Not a mental image I wanted.

HE IS A LITMUS TEST for bad people. "What do you think of George Takei?" will TELL YOU whether or not that person is worth knowing, being around, talking to... etc.

Which brings me to how if someday in the future I choose to get FagMarried™, I swear...none of this is going down. We're going to a courthouse, and getting our piece of paper. Maybe we text close friends and family shortly beforehand to invite them out to dinner that night.

It's really not a big deal. Over before you know it!

And it's the prodding that's claimed to be of little value.

I'm actually jealous.

How many of you have felt personally victimized by mosquitoes?

I wish people found me as attractive as mosquitoes do.