Truth be told, I've always wanted to be a Basic Bitch, especially when I was younger. However my penchant for the wrong clothes, bands, humor, etc. always prevented me from entering their ranks. Now in my 40s, I'm relieved. Sounds like a lot of hard work and attention to assinine details.

Me three. It was never talked about in school, and the internet wasn't really around at the time to answer those kinds of questions. Still, I had a vague idea of what was going on — my mom was the kind of person who gave their child tons of sex-ed books and simplified medical texts so that she never had to really pull…

YUP, me too. And I couldn't talk about it to anyone.

Am I the only woman who has an occasional wet dream? They never talked about it in school! I can't imagine I'm the only one.

There's an episode of Bob's Burgers where Bob takes Tina to get a Mother-Daughter leg waxing bc Linda was busy with something else. They talked about how awesomely smooth it was and how good it felt on pants and in the breeze, then Gene got jealous and they got his legs waxed too lol...good stuff :)

I don't anymore because when I have, I feel weird knowing more about the person than they know I know. And I'm worried that I'll slip up and then have to admit how I know something. (Same reason I'm not in the CIA.)

I don't look things up, and the only one of these sites that I have with my name attached is Facebook, and I rarely use it and completely put it off the map with privacy settings. If you don't trust someone enough to meet in a public place, you aren't ready for online courting.

Am I the only one who doesn't Google dates before going out with them? It just seems kinda creepy, and like you're trying to find something wrong with the person.

Shhhhhh.....in my mind, Kiko Alonso is allllll real.

How was this picture not used?! I'm genuinely angry.

Baseball players have a lot of individual flexibility to determine the length and tightness of their pants. May I present an argument in favor of the players who choose wisely?

I dunno. The last baseball game I went to, the men were wearing much tighter, sexier pants than those! I really enjoyed (politely!) looking at the players' asses!

There seems to be a lot of baseball hate on here, but I love baseball players and their uniforms. :)

THANK YOU! Baseball players generally have nice buns, and the pants are exxxxcellent for showing them off!

Right? It might just be my baseball bias speaking, but baseball pants are proof that god loves us.

Imma let you all finish, but driving the I-10 through Texas is the worst drive of all time.

For me, embarrassingly enough, sunglasses and a backwards baseball cap on a man make him eleventy times more attractive.

I always appreciate when players where the shorter, tighter uniform pants.

I totally agree with Diving as #1. Rugby should be #2 though—- LOOK AT THOSE THIGHS.

Please. These pants are so bad. They are definitely worse than basketball shorts.