Should also say, the Muses arm bands spelled out MUSES, or were lines of roller-skates and shoes, or little chain links. Not intended to appropriate bindis or something culturally sensitive.

The author of the Vice article just seems very immature: Numerous relationship partners did not meet your requirements, but you continued the relationship every time? She has vowed to never give another person oral forever. Forever is a long time, girl.

Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is this shit? I feel like I might be disproportionately angry about this, but it's an attitude I've encountered a few too many times. NO ONE is obligated to perform any sex act they don't enjoy, or just don't feel like doing, or what have you. And there are plenty of men who don't give a…

"Victor/Victoria" is my favorite movie of all time. ALL TIME.

I hoard tote bags, for when I need to make my escape.

A lot of people "let themselves go" after kids because they are exhausted, unsupported, and kids are a fucking lot of work.

I've been in a relationship with a married man for a year. He and his wife are in the "socially monogamous" category. I always hated people that cheated, and being with a married man was the absolute definition of wrong to me. Without going on and on and on about it, what I will say is that it a great relationship,…

Am I old? The only two on that list I've heard of are Stevie Nicks and Norah Jones.

True, I don't blame her for going with everybody's mispronunciation instead.

Fiver was always half-baked. Capt. Holly could do with some pot though, help him deal with his PTSD and get the stick out of his bunny ass.

Have not experienced life until you have savored a Sazerac at the Roosevelt.

Being from South Louisiana, there is very very few restaurants where I will order seafood, mostly local establishments where I know where the seafood is coming from.

O M G... Eastern Lubber Grasshoppers. Also know as .... The Devil's Horsemen. (South West/Central La here.) Our bugs are legend. And Legion, I guess.

You also have kissing bugs which make me want to cry and hide forever, right?. Stuff of Stephen King nightmares. Makes me laugh about True Blood - aside all the other bollock they did - was people walking through the Louisiana woods at night and not get attacked by insects. I guess it was made up after all! :)

OMG. I had totally forgotten about lubber grasshoppers. I had to dissect one in middle school! Ugh.

I think in parts of Arizona—which thankfully I've never been—they have to deal with giant jumping spiders. Which would the WORST, if you lived there and had to sweep your bedroom every night before turning the lights off.

New Zealand is a gorgeous, magical country. But the main reason I don't go there is the weta.

Aww... How can you not love these little guys?

Owl be back.