Despite having never worked in food service (although I've worked in plenty of customer-facing positions that did not involve food, so maybe that's the appeal,) I find myself getting on Jez every Monday morning just waiting for this.

My driver's license lists my weight at about 50 lbs off what it actually is. If I can lie like a very fat dog on my driver's license and the cops would still know who I am, why can't this kid show a little sparkle? Ridic.

I consider myself a sane, reasonable person, but I did notice this dynamic start to creep in when resplendent.husband and I married, and his ex-wife would do passive-aggressive things. It really does lead to a kind of toxic bonding dynamic. I found myself becoming someone I did not like, and it happened so subtly, I…

I haven't heard of it either. Can I just go rest in the nursing home now?

To me, they come across as what would happen if Gwyneth and James Franco had kids together. I mean, can you imagine the pretentious faux-intelligentsia BULLSHIT that would flow from that pairing?

The pink vomit (and yes, it is ALWAYS pink) tends to only cluster around Bourbon Street and it's arteries. There are many neighborhoods that are blessedly free of vomit or vomiting tourists.

This is everything.

words cannot express how happy this makes me!

This just solidifies my suspicions that I should have been born onto Bob's Burgers and not into real life.

how the HELL are so many people so bad at kissing?

No kidding right? I mean yeah, I know men are microwave ovens and women are crock pots, but for fuck sake. that's not foreplay, thats forfucksakeletsfuckplay. I love kissing (as long as the girl is good at it...that's an aside...how the HELL are so many people so bad at kissing?)

I think it's a combination of both. Like, it takes some time to find the sweet spots. But really, you cannot practice attraction. Good sex can become great sex, but I don't really think bad sex can improve much, because I think it just means a connection is missing..

I need 4 hours of making out and I am in my 30s. I crave it.

It definitely matters who you're with. Good sex is about the connection with another person (even in a one night stand). It's about paying attention to the other person and figuring out what they really want. If someone doesn't give you that feedback, isn't intuitive, isn't sensual, isn't also exploring with you, you…

STUBBLED MEN FOR THE WIN!

The first time my husband and I made out, it was for hours. I had a rash from his stubble the next day. Worth it.

I can't help but think T.M.I. Tuesdays would be better if the concept was to get sat at the same table with strangers and then you proceed to tell them all about that rash you have and ask if you should go to the Doctor. Just before they get up and leave you stop them and start to tell them all about your boyfriend…

I'm right there with you and Cheetoaddiction in the early 40s, plus-sized and not impressed with designers' and buyers' choices for clothing that fits us large ladies. I'm also short, and hunting plus-petite anything is like hunting snipe: fruitless, 'cause it don't exist! I really don't understand the "young…

Lands' End. I am a little younger than you and work in tech and I wear dark jeans or khaki-style pants, colorful tee and cute cardi every day. LE's stuff fits really well for me (size 16W) and holds up well.