It's not that great on the other end of the size chart, either. I'm taller than average, broad-shouldered and big-titted and just basically a brick shithouse of a woman. Depending on brand and item I wear anywhere from a 16 to a 20, but I live in a city on the West Coast and don't own a car, so shopping anywhere…

It is much, much more common to be a number of different sizes in different places, than to match a size. Muumuus for everyone, I say!

Oh, God, this. I hate, HATE clothes that don't have fit. If I wanted drapey, loosey-goosey crap, I'd wear a hospital nightgown—but I'm not in a hospital, I'm at work, and bars, and the farmer's market, and I want clothing that looks like it wasn't constructed by some five-year-old out of scrap fabric and some string!…

Trolls for pay basically.

Those who can't, snipe.

My cats need to step up their game.

If I could make $140K ish on a sex tape for several years straight I'd make one too. Sheesh.

I aspire to be as fabulous as Johnny Weir

Ooooooh, you fancy.

The last time I flew internationally, I ponied up extra cash to sit in Economy Plus or whatever the hell it's called on British Airways, and this was A BIG DEAL for me, financially. Like, it's just an extra six inches of space, and upgraded travel bag, and upgraded food service, and I spent precious bucks on it. And I…

She was pretty beloved here in NOLA and the town LOVED this send off.

I do the same thing but I also buy matching bra for every new pair. I have friend that has more than me but hers don't match

As a gay Alabamian, this news delights me more than I can express. It's nice to know that no matter how hard the bigots try to inflict their narrow views on the rest of the world, the good guys still find a way to light up the darkness.

I have three and a half drawers full. Don't worry yourself.

I recently threw out underwear for the first time in years. YEARS! But I do buy more once a year or so. My drawer just got progressively harder to open and specific pairs harder and harder to find.

A few years ago, I had a temporarily homeless friend of my son living on my foldout sofa until I convinced her that she wasn't pregnant (still have one of the unused tests I bought, which were cheaper than the abortion I offered to fund) and had to move elsewhere. She was, I think, 36 at the time. No one I know had…

Until two days ago I had and regularly wore a pair from middle school. Had to throw them out because when I pulled them on, the waistband ripped off in my hand. :'(

Ladies, why are you throwing your underwear away at all? Has this very website taught you nothing?

I'm a PhD student and whenever I TA for undergrads (particularly with statistics), I end up saying the silly replacement swears. Sure, they're adults, but I don't think it's appropriate for me to swear in front of them and it also puts them at ease. Since I end up helping lots of them with statistics stuff, I find it…