One of my guy friends wears a sarong pretty frequently, but he's an artist. I'm not sure that most guys could pull it off, or would want to. I've also seen some great looking guys in kilts, both the traditional tartan kind, and camo ones at punk shows.

Why am I answering this? Sigh...it's because eloquent wordsmiths dubbed a lady's nethers a "pie" or "hairpie" (Jesus, have you never seen "Revenge of the Nerds" at least?). So now...cream + pie. Sheesh, I'm going to the corner now to think about my life and how it took this unexpected turn.

No, no - Thank YOU for asking, so I didn't have to. :)

People are creampie-ing My Little Pony. Rule 34, you know.

I'm going to continue to pretend it is one of the My Little Ponies.

Oh no, my Nana's innocence!

Teens nothing! I discovered masturbation in grade one, teens, puhleeze!

Maybe they're just tired of their sons ruining the nice towels.

I love how everyone over 13 manages to forget all the sexual behavior and conversation which occurs normally between kids way before puberty starts to confuse things. Kids are perceptive; they quickly realize something is up with the parts we intentionally keep under our clothes. While I don't really remember my…

do people just magically forget their teens after they reach a certain age or something? i swear, when i was a teenager all i could think about was sex. in fact, i specifically remember masturbating when i was much younger than 4th grade...i had no clue what it was, i just knew i liked it and it felt good. how do…

I'm really glad you used the term 'investment pieces' because it brings another dimension to the plus-sized fashion options thing that goes beyond mass-market fast fashion.

Yeah, I got a second opinion from GT too, so that was good. I'm just such a perfectionist! I need to have a girls weekend so bad, just to chill. And get some third opinions!

Mucho internet hugs as well! I also found two really bomb guys. The one with the highest match percentage I messaged first...took me a lot of courage and we've been sending long and interesting messages since I joined yesterday. The other guy opened with the old "can't believe you're still single". I looked at his…

I have the same problem. I emailed a friend my profile statement, and she gave me great feedback. She gives great advice.

Totally. I've only been on for 24 hours and I'm already talking to a guy with a 91% match. And another one who seems really cool too!

I try to reply to everyone who messages me, even those that are too young and just looking for sex with an older woman. Now I did put on there that I am interested in casual sex, in addition to the relationship options (I am, within reason, and with some standards). That has increased my response rate I'm sure. I tend…

I second the Suave for super fine, super oily dark blonde hair. After I use it I can still tell my hair is a little oily, but I don't think randos on the street would notice. And it does smell snazzy!

I don't think it's a red flag. Unless you would prefer more communication in that medium in which case I would say to initiate it. I'm not into texting much unless I have something to say and can't wait 'til I'll see someone next but my bf loves to text every single day/be in contact, so he pretty much initiates that.…

Up top. I joined recently, too. And it hasn't been the nightmare I was afraid it might be. So far...

Covered some of this on someone else's thread last night: There are definitely some good people out there, but you will have to sift through to find them. Some are obviously stupid jerks, but that's fine because they're easy to spot. The trickier ones are the ones who aren't obviously jerks, and you start getting a…