Ooooo I wanna play! Except I don't really get crushes on celebrities I get crushes on characters: Eric Northman (True Blood), Alcide Herveaux (True Blood) are you seeing a pattern here?, Nick Miller (New Girl), Jack McCoy (Law and Order) and Josh Lyman (The West Wing).

Anyone here a freak for pens and paper? Back to School time is my fave time of year to take advantage of sales.

For vibrators, I find the small, roundish ones that sit in your hand are the most convenient for couples. Something like this http://www.lelo.com/index.php?coll… , which won't accidentally poke your partner or get in the way/get dropped.

Under no circumstances except for entertainment would I recommend Cosmo.

Alexander Skarsgard and Idris Elba. I just started watching True Blood at the beginning of the summer. My goodness, Skarsgard is a tall drink of water. I've had a crush on Elba since The Wire. Umm, yeah someone needs to find a way for the two of them to be half naked in a field, or working out, or something together.…

I'm baaaack! :)

Play with yourself lots!!! Get a small battery-operated vibe - nothing too overwhelmingly powerful at first, and plenty of lube - a water-based one with no glycerine. Condoms to keep the vibe clean.

Because I think the reaction to his Batman casting has been fascinating to dissect. Some people think he's a fine actor but the wrong choice for Batman, but then their ideas for what the true Batman is varies so much! (I get a kick out of the ones who think Bale was the definitive Batman, even though his…

Thanks for saying this. I just have started online dating myself and made it to the first date, which seemed to go well, but then he flaked. I freaked at first but now I'm like eh, whatever.

Went through the exact same situation with someone I was emailing. We eventually met & he was SO complimentary, just became smitten. Then...he disappeared. I couldn't chalk it up to anything except that I told him I wouldn't sleep with him on the first date. I don't know if that was true or not, but it was so painful…

He is such a fucking cutie. I also wanted the twins. Yeah, both of them damn it.

Johnny Weissmueller (Tarzan the Apeman), Young Marlon Brando, Liam Neeson, Hugh Jackman, and Viggo Mortenson

I'm so sorry, but I laughed so hard at, "I had a little shock when he started going for the butt, and we had to have a talk."

I just wanted to thank everyone for the help and encouragement today. I'm wiped out from last night, and had a serious impulse to send some really cold texts. I just want to take a nap, but I just poured a glass of wine. But thank you guys so much. Fuck last night and to hell with "concerned" friends.

This is extremely common with online dating, and it is most probably nothing that's your fault. I think online dating by its very nature attracts a lot of people who are able to interact through writing with no problem, but are debilitatingly shy in person. So you'll be talking to someone and think it's great, but…

Hey guys! a few weeks ago I wrote on saturday night social and asked for advice on anal sex.

I prefer to call mine a "brioche top." It's so much cuter!

They send you a dick pick when they want to fuck but are either too drunk or unsure of how to word it. Or if flirtation leads you into Dick Pic Park. Usually it's a series, if you continue, of seeing it bloom into full glory over the course of three or four photos, like a peacock's tail expanding. I have never had to…

I usually ask for them after the first email or text so i can see what im dealing with. It's hot.

I am newly re-entering the dating field after having been benched since about 1998. I am terrified. I recently set up an okcupid account, just for giggles to see what it was all about. Within 15 minutes of putting up a non-photo'd profile, I had LITERALLY 30 messages in my inbox. About half of them were straight up,…