Thank you! Not enough people speak out against the vertebracriarchy.

I know, right? Think about the poor snail, all confused and shit

Not a word about how the snail spirit managed to persevere? Check your vertebrate privilege, please.

First of all, yay for looking to explore your kinky side!

I think you should write this off as very nearly a one night stand. Until you actually get off the internet and MEET someone, it doesn't really count for anything. So basically you met this guy once, had sex, and it's not going to happen again. No need to read more into it than that... I know it sucks to think there's…

I know!!! I just signed up for OkCupid, with no prior history of online dating, and it is so weird. Apparently every guy "loves to have fun"... wow, no fucking shit dude!

Welp, tomorrow I'm waking up at 6am for my first day of med school. Wish me luck. I feel like I'll need it. I haven't been integrating myself socially as much as I'd like... maybe it'll get better. I just hope it isnt highschool 2.0.

The problem with a lot of these guys is that even if they seem like someone I could be interested in the profile is so generic that I have nothing to reply to. I can't even pick out one thing to focus on because everything they've written seems so... bland and formulaic. I realize that this particular problem is with…

I mailed my voter registration form in last week, to finally solidify myself as a Democrat. I also filled out the "anatomical gift" section, because if I die unexpectedly I won't be needing any of these perfectly good 23-year-old organs, right?

YES. Back in the stone ages when I was on Match, it was the exact same thing. This is why I ended up going the Opposite George route, writing a brutally honest ad on Craigslist with no photo ("I'm broke, have no social life, and live with my totally insane mom"). I met my husband that way. We've been together for…

regardless of what you feel and what seems to make sense.... he probably just wanted to fuck you, but doesn't want to actually date you, and he's trying to be nice about it so he doesn't hurt your feelings, which is actually just screwing with you because it's making you think you should still go for him. don't. If…

Honestly, you sound awesome, and it's better to learn from early mistakes! Best of luck <3

Could be worse! You got laid and ditched your try spell ON THE FIRST TRY.

So I have been taking in a lot of post apocalyptic fiction. And here's a little gripe I have. How come the ones that are surviving are all these upper middle class white people? Girl Bye. White people I love y'all, but have you met you when your espresso machine breaks? Or when you're Macy's card gets declined? Or…

That's why one follows the cardinal rule of nudes: Never show your face. But yeah I've been WELL aware of that point since the beginning, which is sorta how I fell into sending the pic to begin with because no one can see my face through my ass (Insert face shoved through ass joke here).

My pleasure. Just think of what she would do if she found out. If you're the rationalizing type, which you said you were, I'm happy to lay it out.

Bleh yeah I deff wanna stay with her. She's a great girl. I just wanted someone to berate me and tell me I'm wrong in doing this

I don't think it's "depression", I think he's a cad. Any dude who blows you off and then takes you home to follow it up with a TEXT about how it's not going to work out isn't worth it.

Don't do it. I don't even think it's okay to message another chick in a sexual manner while dating. Getting nudes from another woman isn't okay - it's totally NOT the same as porn.

I've seen that, too. It doesn't help that I am a Christian. I also support gay marriage, women's rights, and minority rights, and don't believe in forcing my personal beliefs on anyone. But I never mention it on here because any posts will instantly be met with personal attacks on how stupid I am for believing what I…