I have never been in a club before, so I am automatically on board with that idea.

You and TsunamiNlue sound just like me. I was reading Jezebel for like a year, wanting to comment, before I made an account. Interacting with new people is hard! It didn't help that on one of my first comments I was attacked by one of those "I hate everyone with a different opinion than mine" people, so it took me…

If you'd like another Internet friend here I am too! Fellow SA sufferer here and I'm working really really hard to overcome it. It would be nice to connect with other like-minded chicks. Your post could have easily been lifted from my brain. :)

You can be my online friend! I have such social anxiety that I've been lurking on Jezebel for YEARS before I finally got the courage to create an actual account. I almost never make it out of the greys and have also been considering trying out Groupthink, but it is so intimidating! :/

I don't understand groupthink! Do you just post your own blog-entry kind of thing? Can anyone do it? I have always just posted comments on articles, but wondered how some commenters seem to know each other.

MINI, you are my fav over there. If you promote me I will be a common tater.

Ours is titled it's a trap.

Like I said at the beginning, this isn't exactly a groundbreaking story :) I'm more upset with myself that I let this guy fuck me without a condom and almost immediately regretted it. Getting a respectful sign off from him would have made me feel a tiny bit better about putting my health on the line the way I did.

The kid who bullied me in 4th grade. I can't remember his last name or I'd be tempted to fly to Perrysburg Ohio and kill him. Jeffrey whatever-the-fuck-your-name-is live in fear. In fear that my creaky memory ever spits out your surname. Fucker.

But teaching is an awesome application! Plus, I'm guessing the coolness stock of the chem teacher has gone up. Thanks, Breaking Bad!

I'm pretty pathetic with general chemistry, I only scrabbled through most courses because I could connect the general concepts with histology processes (or neurotoxins.) because you…

The entire Anna Kendrick - Olivia Wilde convo is gold.

It brings me an embarrassing amount of joy to know that JD and Turk are BFFs IRL.

You've just insulted all the best properties of Krispy Kreme Donuts. That's why they aren't at all filling so you can eat them anytime!

The problem I have with the krispy kream hamburgers is that those donuts are totally inadequate as buns. They literally disintegrate when moisture touches them. Try taking a bite of one of their donuts and hold it in your mouth without chewing- its gone in 10 seconds. Dunk it in coffee? It melts like a cartoon dropped…

I started chanting "one of us. One of us" at Mindy Kaling in my head. I love gardening AND cats (and most other animals, far superior to most people.)

One time I spent 20 minutes going through Stoya's instagram to look at kitten pictures. I thought it was funny that I spent 20 minutes looking at a porn star's kitty pics, but it was like completely not what people might have thought.

I'm glad there was someone else who took a brief look over this article and at least at one point went, "KITTY!"

I want to do things with her and James Deen.

excellent. [laughs manically while stroking white cat] now my enemies will know fear!

Probably more effective to just make a huge plexiglass box?